I got a goat and a cow.

[Sunshine]

I'd be annoyed because they gave my name and contact info to a charity without my permission.

I got a similar card several years ago and I still get all kinds of junk mail from the charity begging for more.

If you want to donate what you would have otherwise spent on a gift, and you feel the need to tell me, that's fine. Just do it in your own ******* name.

It's easy to get revenge.

Just sign them up at the Scientology website or NAMBLA.
Yes, I am capable of being that evil.

And here i thought i was evil.....

Or send them an envelope with the caption "Herpes Test Results Enclosed." Or "Erectile Dysfunction Information You Requested." You don't know evil. I'll show you Evil ******* Knevel! (Bucket List)

 

[syrenn]

It's easy to get revenge.

Just sign them up at the Scientology website or NAMBLA.
Yes, I am capable of being that evil.

And here i thought i was evil.....

Or send them an envelope with the caption "Herpes Test Results Enclosed." Or "Erectile Dysfunction Information You Requested." You don't know evil. I'll show you Evil ******* Knevel! (Bucket List)

 

[Sunshine]

And here i thought i was evil.....

Or send them an envelope with the caption "Herpes Test Results Enclosed." Or "Erectile Dysfunction Information You Requested." You don't know evil. I'll show you Evil ******* Knevel! (Bucket List)

A rum and Coke makes me so uninhibited. Especially when I stubbed my toe pouring in the rum~ LOL

 

[Ernie S.]

Well here's a recovered memory: One year for our 'big' fall festival raffle someone donated a goat on the hoof. Of course we ALL bought tickets on the thing. When they held the drawing, it was the principal's daughter who won the thing. To this day, I believe that was rigged to keep some parent from going ballistic. Principal prolly had the thing slaughtered and barbequed. My FIL used to buy a goat on the hoof and have it slaughtered and barbequed at least once a summer. That's some pretty good eating.

LOL... we got a card saying thank you for your gift..yadayada...

I told her i want to name the goat curry and the cow prime rib.....

How about naming the cow "Boots"?

 

[Sunshine]

Once years ago I sent my secret pal a postcard that had a caption on the front that said, 'Everyone in town knows you have a crush on the postman.' The postmaster of that town HAND delivered it to her! LOL. I love small town America. Sometimes.

 

[RadiomanATL]

Well here's a recovered memory: One year for our 'big' fall festival raffle someone donated a goat on the hoof. Of course we ALL bought tickets on the thing. When they held the drawing, it was the principal's daughter who won the thing. To this day, I believe that was rigged to keep some parent from going ballistic. Principal prolly had the thing slaughtered and barbequed. My FIL used to buy a goat on the hoof and have it slaughtered and barbequed at least once a summer. That's some pretty good eating.

LOL... we got a card saying thank you for your gift..yadayada...

I told her i want to name the goat curry and the cow prime rib.....

How about naming the cow "Boots"?

My FIL gets a whole cow slaughtered for him by his brother (who raises them). My FIL goes and picks out the one he wants every year too. I told him he should name the cow "Chuck".

 

[random3434]

Well, I ordered Mr. Zulu "Omaha Steaks" as one of his Christmas gifts since that's all he eats.

Is that considered charity since I'm a vegetarian?

 

[RadiomanATL]

Well, I ordered Mr. Zulu "Omaha Steaks" as one of his Christmas gifts since that's all he eats.

Is that considered charity since I'm a vegetarian?

No.

But ordering some for me would be

 

[alan1]

I'd be annoyed because they gave my name and contact info to a charity without my permission.

I got a similar card several years ago and I still get all kinds of junk mail from the charity begging for more.

If you want to donate what you would have otherwise spent on a gift, and you feel the need to tell me, that's fine. Just do it in your own ******* name.

It's easy to get revenge.

Just sign them up at the Scientology website or NAMBLA.
Yes, I am capable of being that evil.

And here i thought i was evil.....

You have more to learn

 

[syrenn]

Well, I ordered Mr. Zulu "Omaha Steaks" as one of his Christmas gifts since that's all he eats.

Is that considered charity since I'm a vegetarian?

Its considered .... taking pity on the poor man.

 

[random3434]

Well, I ordered Mr. Zulu "Omaha Steaks" as one of his Christmas gifts since that's all he eats.

Is that considered charity since I'm a vegetarian?

No.

But ordering some for me would be

For you, this:

 

[alan1]

It's easy to get revenge.

Just sign them up at the Scientology website or NAMBLA.
Yes, I am capable of being that evil.

And here i thought i was evil.....

Or send them an envelope with the caption "Herpes Test Results Enclosed." Or "Erectile Dysfunction Information You Requested." You don't know evil. I'll show you Evil ******* Knevel! (Bucket List)

Evidently you are unfamiliar with the $cientologists.

 

[syrenn]

Well, I ordered Mr. Zulu "Omaha Steaks" as one of his Christmas gifts since that's all he eats.

Is that considered charity since I'm a vegetarian?

No.

But ordering some for me would be

For you, this:

 

[Ernie S.]

I'd be annoyed because they gave my name and contact info to a charity without my permission.

I got a similar card several years ago and I still get all kinds of junk mail from the charity begging for more.

If you want to donate what you would have otherwise spent on a gift, and you feel the need to tell me, that's fine. Just do it in your own ******* name.

It's easy to get revenge.

Just sign them up at the Scientology website or NAMBLA.
Yes, I am capable of being that evil.

And here i thought i was evil.....

I'm thinking requesting a subscription to "The Watchtower" might be more annoying in the long run.

 

[RadiomanATL]

Well, I ordered Mr. Zulu "Omaha Steaks" as one of his Christmas gifts since that's all he eats.

Is that considered charity since I'm a vegetarian?

No.

But ordering some for me would be

For you, this:

I already have plenty of dog food.

 

[alan1]

Well, I ordered Mr. Zulu "Omaha Steaks" as one of his Christmas gifts since that's all he eats.

Is that considered charity since I'm a vegetarian?

Nope, that's considered a thoughtful gift.

Did you get the beans and rice I sent?

 

[random3434]

Well, I ordered Mr. Zulu "Omaha Steaks" as one of his Christmas gifts since that's all he eats.

Is that considered charity since I'm a vegetarian?

Nope, that's considered a thoughtful gift.

Did you get the beans and rice I sent?

Yes, thank you. Mini EZ and I had a wonderful Christmas meal with them! Yum!

 

[timerider]

Once years ago I sent my secret pal a postcard that had a caption on the front that said, 'Everyone in town knows you have a crush on the postman.' The postmaster of that town HAND delivered it to her! LOL. I love small town America. Sometimes.

So your saying she wants that postman to ring her more than twice.........?

 

[Rat in the Hat]

I'd be annoyed because they gave my name and contact info to a charity without my permission.

I got a similar card several years ago and I still get all kinds of junk mail from the charity begging for more.

If you want to donate what you would have otherwise spent on a gift, and you feel the need to tell me, that's fine. Just do it in your own ******* name.

It's easy to get revenge.

Just sign them up at the Scientology website or NAMBLA.
Yes, I am capable of being that evil.

Or send $5 in their name to the opposite parties national campaign.

I did this to my brother 10 years ago, and he still gets mail from the RNC at least twice a month begging for more.

 

[Intense]

I was just wondering how you all would feel about this one.


You open your gift and the card inside says that a goat and a cow were given to a village in africa in your name.