I Currently Have Chronic Constipation Any Suggestions?

[Crepitus]

I'm 34 years old.

Wow, you come off as a lot more curmudgeonly than that.

My bad.

 

[Crepitus]

34 is not old. That is only 11 years older than me.

Well, she's a little more than half my age and you are a little more than 1/3.

 

[ChristisKing]

Wow, you come off as a lot more curmudgeonly than that.

My bad.

That's alright as I am like that when it counts.

 

[Mikeoxenormous]

Enemas go up your ass. So that is absolutely disgusting.

So do queers, but i wouldnt recommend that....

 

[Mikeoxenormous]

I guess he wants you to win a Darwin Award for a stupid death.

Has there ever been a smart death?

 

[Blaster]

I'm currently eating prunes daily and drinking two to three full glasses of water and a lot of fiber vitamins and I'm still pooping anywhere from three to six times a day and not being able to empty myself fully. Does anybody have any suggestions of how to change my diet because this has been going on for weeks now. I see my doctor on November 18th for my annual checkup, but any suggestions before then would be highly appreciated.

Eat licorice.

 

[Mikeoxenormous]

Listening to your description tells me you might have a slight case of hemorrhoids.

When part of your large intestine is hanging out, you tend to feel like you need to poop a lot.

If part of your large intestine is hanging out, Prep H isnt going to make it go away, you need some medical help.

 

[Mikeoxenormous]

Only time I had blood in my stool was when I was in Phase 2 after a jump into Texas.

Apparently I hurt myself and that was one of the symptoms.

TMI....

 

[Mikeoxenormous]

I have blood in mine when my shits are logs.

TMI.....again

 

[ChristisKing]

Eat licorice.

Hmm.. interesting.

TMI.....again

Hopefully my thread wasn't as it's more about trying to get the right diet than the poop.

 

[DGS49]

I have taken Metamucil (4 capsules with supper) for YEARS, and it keeps me regular. When I have a bit of constipation, I make myself a cup of strong tea. That is, I put the teabag in the water when it starts to boil, then leave it in there while it's boiling for another three or four minutes. Within fifteen minutes, the constipation is over.

 

[braalian]

Time for a colonoscopy

 

[Mr Natural]

So in other words, you’re full of shit.

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

Stop eating at McDonald's every day.

McDonald's QP will give you terminal shits!

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

Have you considered an enema with warm water and a few tablespoons of drain cleaner added?

Reported.

 

[BackAgain]

See a doctor.

 

[Moonglow]

I'm currently eating prunes daily and drinking two to three full glasses of water and a lot of fiber vitamins and I'm still pooping anywhere from three to six times a day and not being able to empty myself fully. Does anybody have any suggestions of how to change my diet because this has been going on for weeks now. I see my doctor on November 18th for my annual checkup, but any suggestions before then would be highly appreciated.

 

[Moonglow]

mix mineral oil in yer juice.

 

[AHZ]

I'm currently eating prunes daily and drinking two to three full glasses of water and a lot of fiber vitamins and I'm still pooping anywhere from three to six times a day and not being able to empty myself fully. Does anybody have any suggestions of how to change my diet because this has been going on for weeks now. I see my doctor on November 18th for my annual checkup, but any suggestions before then would be highly appreciated.

polyethylene glycol 3350 aka Miralax.

everyday until satisfied. its not even technically a drug, it just changes the osmolarity of your bowel in general to keep everything flowing.

of course, I'm not physician, follow labelling and ask your doctor first.

 

[Moonglow]

All I do is drink beer and viola shit