I Currently Have Chronic Constipation Any Suggestions?

[Road Runner]

Road Runner I don't know if you have the runs or not. That could be an issue if that's the case. My remedy is a hot shower, but it doesn't always work.

I don't have diarrhea.

She is not a child IIRC.

No, I'm not.

 

[yidnar]

I do like yogurt.



Okay but I think that not emptying yourself fully is considered constipation too.



I don't.



No thanks!



I don't think that's it but I got an appointment coming up in a few weeks remember?

make sure to get yogurt with live cultures .. like Activia ..

 

[luiza]

Anxiety RR ?

You read posts from LaPota and 2.0 and this is corrosive . Others like De Crappy and Bugger also available .

No wonder your body reflects their mental condition .
These are damaging people and next week we will be discussing ways to convert them into bio fuel .

Meanwhile tolerate these mental health Mutants .
Help is on its way .

 

[Crepitus]

I'm not stupid. I am only saying that I had the problems she had when I was a child.

No, I mean she's elderly.

 

[Road Runner]

make sure to get yogurt with live cultures .. like Activia ..

Good to know since I've only been eating Yoplait.

 

[Road Runner]

No, I mean she's elderly.

I'm 34 years old.

 

[yidnar]

Good to know since I've only been eating Yoplait.

yoplait has no living probiotics ..

 

[DakotaKai_fan20]

I remember when I was 11 I had a week that I had to take multiple shits a day for weeks on end. I had cereal, ultra processed cheese, and a lot of other processed nonsense. I gotten better after eating a lot of meat and vegetables. I felt better after that. Collards and and beef helped the most.

 

[Mikeoxenormous]

I do like yogurt.



Okay but I think that not emptying yourself fully is considered constipation too.



I don't.



No thanks!



I don't think that's it but I got an appointment coming up in a few weeks remember?

Schedule a colonoscopy two days before you other appointment, the shit you take for the colon, cleans you out so you can "Sparkle", inside of course.....

 

[DakotaKai_fan20]

No, I mean she's elderly.

34 is not old. That is only 11 years older than me.

 

[Road Runner]

Excuse you?

I'm looking for actual advice not trolling.

 

[DakotaKai_fan20]

Excuse me?

Enemas go up your ass. So that is absolutely disgusting.

 

[Road Runner]

Oh btw, for the record I eat a lot of meat and bread but I started eating more veggies now. I eat more veggies than fruit on a regular basis though.

 

[Road Runner]

It's not anymore disgusting than someone saying they shit 3-4 times a day and are "constipated".

That's a whole lot less disgusting than you are. Now, bugger off!

 

[Road Runner]

Yea, well, there's that.

Do you even care?

 

[odanny]

Do you even care?

About your bowel habits?

I'm trying to, I really am.

 

[Road Runner]

About your bowel habits?

I'm trying to, I really am.

No, about saying something that could actually kill me.

 

[DakotaKai_fan20]

Do you even care?

I guess he wants you to win a Darwin Award for a stupid death.

 

[Rambunctious]

I'm currently eating prunes daily and drinking two to three full glasses of water and a lot of fiber vitamins and I'm still pooping anywhere from three to six times a day and not being able to empty myself fully. Does anybody have any suggestions of how to change my diet because this has been going on for weeks now. I see my doctor on November 18th for my annual checkup, but any suggestions before then would be highly appreciated.

I would go to a med stop clinic and not wait for my Dr.... you could have diverticulitis... one thing I do know is when this happens you should stop eating any fiber... it only slows you down more... eat stuff like Mac and Cheese and really well cooked veggies... no prunes or cereal or anything with fiber until you get better...

 

[DakotaKai_fan20]

About your bowel habits?

I'm trying to, I really am.

Oh if you thought drain cleaner which will kill her, you aren't of no help.