I Currently Have Chronic Constipation Any Suggestions?

[Carl in Michigan]

if you want this problem to go away forever, eat 4 oz of pumpkin seeds daily. Trust me. It'll keep things moving. I eat this daily. I think it's the combination of the fiber and the healthy oils, but it works. It's also loaded with zinc, magnesium and protein.

 

[sparky]

{haz been} Many moons ago when i served in EMS we were called for a 'transfer', which basically means no lights/ siren, low key taxi ride to the ER

Chief complaint from the patient was , she 'had not moved her bowels in a month' and by Doc's orders we were to take her on into the ER (think 4-500lbs)

All went well until we hit the first frost heave , then she let go.... ......and she kept letting go..............the gurney was brown.....the floor was brown.....we were literally slippin' and sliding in 'brown'.....

When we arrived at the ER, we wheeled in what was 4 tire tracks of brown........some of the nurses simply booked on out

We had to take the rig out of service for deep cleaning

I really never knew a human being could actually carry around so much 'brown' (i'm trying to be polite here)

~S~


{/has been}

 

[Road Runner]

I'm afraid that it's getting worse guys. The blood is getting darker and I am gassy a lot too. Tomorrow I'm going to check if I can possibly get an earlier appointment, but I highly doubt it.

 

[Arlette]

I'm afraid that it's getting worse guys. The blood is getting darker and I am gassy a lot too. Tomorrow I'm going to check if I can possibly get an earlier appointment, but I highly doubt it.

Adios. You finally get to meet baby Jesus.

 

[Road Runner]

Adios. You finally get to meet baby Jesus.

You don't know that.

 

[Arlette]

You don't know that.

Don't you wanna meet baby Jesus?

 

[Road Runner]

Don't you wanna meet baby Jesus?

Someday I want to meet adult Jesus in Heaven, but right now I want you to bugger off!

 

[Arlette]

Someday I want to meet adult Jesus in Heaven, but right now I want you to bugger off!

I was just trying to help

 

[Arlette]

So this is going on for a while now. I imagine the eventual blowout is going to be tremendous. Like something the world has never seen before.

 

[DakotaKai_fan20]

Adios. You finally get to meet baby Jesus.

Do you realize that is very stupid to say?

 

[DakotaKai_fan20]

{haz been} Many moons ago when i served in EMS we were called for a 'transfer', which basically means no lights/ siren, low key taxi ride to the ER

Chief complaint from the patient was , she 'had not moved her bowels in a month' and by Doc's orders we were to take her on into the ER (think 4-500lbs)

All went well until we hit the first frost heave , then she let go.... ......and she kept letting go..............the gurney was brown.....the floor was brown.....we were literally slippin' and sliding in 'brown'.....

When we arrived at the ER, we wheeled in what was 4 tire tracks of brown........some of the nurses simply booked on out

We had to take the rig out of service for deep cleaning

I really never knew a human being could actually carry around so much 'brown' (i'm trying to be polite here)

~S~


{/has been}

Dr. Brown, there needs to a cleanup in the ambulance.

 

[DakotaKai_fan20]

I'm afraid that it's getting worse guys. The blood is getting darker and I am gassy a lot too. Tomorrow I'm going to check if I can possibly get an earlier appointment, but I highly doubt it.

Dark blood is an iron deficiency.

 

[DakotaKai_fan20]

It could also mean it came from the upper GI tract or in the upper colon.

 

[frigidweirdo]

I'm currently eating prunes daily and drinking two to three full glasses of water and a lot of fiber vitamins and I'm still pooping anywhere from three to six times a day and not being able to empty myself fully. Does anybody have any suggestions of how to change my diet because this has been going on for weeks now. I see my doctor on November 18th for my annual checkup, but any suggestions before then would be highly appreciated.

Vote Kamala... it'll help

 

[luiza]

It could also mean it came from the upper GI tract or in the upper colon.

Whatevr you say , do not mention CC .

 

[Arlette]

They probably have to use some hydro jetting tool to blast through all that shit. But it has to get done

 

[Road Runner]

Dark blood is an iron deficiency.

Can't be as I eat a lot of meat.

 

[DakotaKai_fan20]

Whatevr you say , do not mention CC .

You don't tell me not to talk to Road Runner

 

[Moonglow]

They probably have to use some hydro jetting tool to blast through all that shit. But it has to get done

coffee enemas were all the rage several years ago.

 

[Rodimus]

I'm currently eating prunes daily and drinking two to three full glasses of water and a lot of fiber vitamins and I'm still pooping anywhere from three to six times a day and not being able to empty myself fully. Does anybody have any suggestions of how to change my diet because this has been going on for weeks now. I see my doctor on November 18th for my annual checkup, but any suggestions before then would be highly appreciated.

take a laxative like Senakot and a stool softener like Colace and drink lots of water and eat food with fiber like corn. you should be having at least one or two bowel movements per day...if not, then it means you are not drinking enough water. if your urine is yellow, you need to drink more water. your urine should be clear. Hope this helps!