I am "Chuz Life" - Ask me Anything

[Hossfly]

I tried this once in another thread with mixed results. I left that site in a never ending search for something better. I thought I would try the same here to see how it goes.

Fire away!

Just skimmed over your FB page. Impressive. You'll do.

 

[Jackson]

Thank you for Choosing Life.

 

[Bob Blaylock]

What is The Meaning of Life?

Life means NOT dead. . .

Or. . . not dead yet.

No, you blew this one. The correct answer is that it's a movie released in 1983, by the Monty Python bunch.

 

[Chuz Life]

What is The Meaning of Life?

Life means NOT dead. . .

Or. . . not dead yet.

No, you blew this one. The correct answer is that it's a movie released in 1983, by the Monty Python bunch.

I stand corrected.

 

[Hossfly]

What is The Meaning of Life?

Life means NOT dead. . .

Or. . . not dead yet.

No, you blew this one. The correct answer is that it's a movie released in 1983, by the Monty Python bunch.

I stand corrected.

Just realize that some of these clowns are out of work comedians.

 

[Chuz Life]

What is The Meaning of Life?

Life means NOT dead. . .

Or. . . not dead yet.

No, you blew this one. The correct answer is that it's a movie released in 1983, by the Monty Python bunch.

I stand corrected.

Just realize that some of these clowns are out of work comedians.

I've seen it all before.

I've been around for a very long time.

 

[defcon4]

First, welcome.
Second. Finally, somebody showed up who's got all the answers. My question to you is the one what puzzled most everybody throughout a few millennia:
What came first, the chicken or the egg?

 

[Hossfly]

First, welcome.
Second. Finally, somebody showed up who's got all the answers. My question to you is the one what puzzled most everybody throughout a few millennia:
What came first, the chicken or the egg?

What I want to know is -How come chickens don't piss?

 

[Chuz Life]

First, welcome.
Second. Finally, somebody showed up who's got all the answers. My question to you is the one what puzzled most everybody throughout a few millennia:
What came first, the chicken or the egg?

That's an easy one.

The chicken came first.

An egg can't even breathe hard or moan.

 

[defcon4]

What I want to know is -How come chickens don't piss?

Their dicks are built into their cloaca and their piss looks like shit???

 

[Chuz Life]

First, welcome.
Second. Finally, somebody showed up who's got all the answers. My question to you is the one what puzzled most everybody throughout a few millennia:
What came first, the chicken or the egg?

What I want to know is -How come chickens don't piss?

They do. They just pass their urine differently than many other creatures do.

 

[Hossfly]

What I want to know is -How come chickens don't piss?

Their dicks are built into their cloaca and their piss looks like shit???

I don't know about that but I do know they eat with their peckers. Strange.

 

[Chuz Life]

Ok well, this has been a little predicable, interesting and somewhat uneventful. Good to meet you all, anyway. Time to find something else to do... BBL

 

[JoeMoma]

Does superstring theory or supergravity theory seem more probable to you?

I know nothing of the supergravity theory but I must say anything would make more sense than string theory does to me.

My cat prefers string theory.

 

[Muhammed]

Why do people buy 60 watermelons in math problems?

Follow up: If there were fewer watermelons, would there be less math?

hmmmmm.

I've never had a watermelon math question. It's always interesting to see the first questions that some people come up with when invited to "ask anything."

That is my second question, but I could be wrong, I am asking math questions after all.

You would have to do a lot more math to explain why you need to avoid doing the math in the first place.

 

[defcon4]

You would have to do a lot more math to explain why you need to avoid doing the math in the first place.

Did you misspell meth???

 

[saveliberty]

Why do people buy 60 watermelons in math problems?

Follow up: If there were fewer watermelons, would there be less math?

hmmmmm.

I've never had a watermelon math question. It's always interesting to see the first questions that some people come up with when invited to "ask anything."

That is my second question, but I could be wrong, I am asking math questions after all.

You would have to do a lot more math to explain why you need to avoid doing the math in the first place.

who is avoiding?

 

[Mac1958]

Where are my socks?

 

[saveliberty]

Where are my socks?

Do a DarkFury search?

 

[Chuz Life]

Where are my socks?

I did say "ask me anything." However, I didn't promise any answers.