I am "Chuz Life" - Ask me Anything

[Chuz Life]

I tried this once in another thread with mixed results. I left that site in a never ending search for something better. I thought I would try the same here to see how it goes.

Fire away!

 

[Bruce_T_Laney]

 

[saveliberty]

In Bruce's defense, you did say fire away.

 

[saveliberty]

Is there truly gravity or does the Earth suck?

 

[saveliberty]

Why do people buy 60 watermelons in math problems?

Follow up: If there were fewer watermelons, would there be less math?

 

[leftwinger]

Welcome aboard. I am about 1/2 year here, after a bit of Sports boards. Nationwide and some overseas posters at this site.

 

[Chuz Life]

Is there truly gravity or does the Earth suck?

I'll borrow a line from Forrest Gump. . . "I think it's maybe both"

 

[Chuz Life]

Why do people buy 60 watermelons in math problems?

Follow up: If there were fewer watermelons, would there be less math?

hmmmmm.

I've never had a watermelon math question. It's always interesting to see the first questions that some people come up with when invited to "ask anything."

 

[Two Thumbs]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could wood?

and why would he?

 

[saveliberty]

Why do people buy 60 watermelons in math problems?

Follow up: If there were fewer watermelons, would there be less math?

hmmmmm.

I've never had a watermelon math question. It's always interesting to see the first questions that some people come up with when invited to "ask anything."

That is my second question, but I could be wrong, I am asking math questions after all.

 

[Chuz Life]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could wood?

As much as he wants to until he runs out.

and why would he?

Beacuse that's what woodchucking woodchuck do, I suppose.

 

[Manonthestreet]

If we chuz you up will you leave us alone too

 

[saveliberty]

Why do lithium batteries only catch fire in e cigarettes and hover boards?

 

[MisterBeale]

That is an awesome fucking avatar and a ridiculous name. Hope you don't make a lot of enemies or the classless will love mangling it. (And we're mostly tasteless.)

Hope you have fun.

 

[Chuz Life]

Why do people buy 60 watermelons in math problems?

Follow up: If there were fewer watermelons, would there be less math?

hmmmmm.

I've never had a watermelon math question. It's always interesting to see the first questions that some people come up with when invited to "ask anything."

That is my second question, but I could be wrong, I am asking math questions after all.

I already had answered your first question.

 

[MisterBeale]

If we chuz you up will you leave us alone too

Ha ha, I was posting my post while you were posting yours, and this is what I predicted. . . .

 

[saveliberty]

Why do people buy 60 watermelons in math problems?

Follow up: If there were fewer watermelons, would there be less math?

hmmmmm.

I've never had a watermelon math question. It's always interesting to see the first questions that some people come up with when invited to "ask anything."

That is my second question, but I could be wrong, I am asking math questions after all.

I already had answered your first question.

Where?

 

[Chuz Life]

Why do lithium batteries only catch fire in e cigarettes and hover boards?

You assume incorrectly that lithium batteries catch fire ONLY in those things.

 

[Chuz Life]

Why do people buy 60 watermelons in math problems?

Follow up: If there were fewer watermelons, would there be less math?

hmmmmm.

I've never had a watermelon math question. It's always interesting to see the first questions that some people come up with when invited to "ask anything."

That is my second question, but I could be wrong, I am asking math questions after all.

I already had answered your first question.

Where?

See post #7

 

[saveliberty]

Why do lithium batteries only catch fire in e cigarettes and hover boards?

You assume incorrectly that lithium batteries catch fire ONLY in those things.

or maybe I am a cadmium battery who discriminates against lithium batteries?