Here is a list of things the R-wing believes because republicans in office told them to believe them

[Soggy in NOLA]

we spent billions on shovel ready jobs under obama

If by billions (plural) you mean about half a billion, remember that about 275 billion of the 787 billion stimulus package was tax cuts, then you wouldn't be such worthless lying scum.

What exactly is the point you are trying to make, He said billions, 512 billion is in my opinion, billions, as in plural, more than one.

Sorry, I misread it as trillions.

Water is not wet, the GOP told me so!!!

 

[Maryland Patriot]

we spent billions on shovel ready jobs under obama

If by billions (plural) you mean about half a billion, remember that about 275 billion of the 787 billion stimulus package was tax cuts, then you wouldn't be such worthless lying scum.

What exactly is the point you are trying to make, He said billions, 512 billion is in my opinion, billions, as in plural, more than one.

Sorry, I misread it as trillions.

In that case, I went ahead and deleted my smart ass remark.
Carry on. There will be other opportunities for me to be a smart ass in the future.

 

[WillowTree]

Fox News plays a huge role in this. They push the republican agenda and their simple minded independent conservative audience eats up every word.

FOX News has taken a beating over Trump effect. CNN is now number one.
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But really this is not the Republican party of Lincoln or Reagan. This is now the party of Trump. Stuffed full of ignorance, anger, fear, bigotry, misogyny and extremism. It couldn't be better stated than in a 3 minute video from a long time friend and former staffer of RONALD REAGAN.

Hey! Nimrod, get back to us when we start acting like your party. Looting, rioting, pillaging, burning, killing. Then we will talk.

Edited because I forgot lying

 

[Dragonlady]

I think Hillary has lied about many things. She isn't my first choice, but she is 10x better than Trump.

Hillary has never lied, and I resent you suggesting that she has! She was either misquoted, had a memory lapse, did not understand the question, really meant something else and so on and so forth.

The Republicans suggesting she is not honest is nothing less than deplorable!

Trumps lied more and he's only been in politics for a minute.

You'd defend a piece of shit if the GOP nominated it

This year's election proves that in spades, because that's what they have, in effect, done. Donald Trump has done everything possible to prove to Republicans that he is the antithesis of everything they stand for, and yet they're voting for him.

He is facing trials for racketeering and fraud following the election in November, a civil rape trial in December, an investigation of his Family Foundation's illegal fundraising practices, as well as it's spending; 70% of what comes out of his mouth is either a gross fabrication, a lie, or mostly false. That's in addition to his bragging that he buys politicians, and sexually assaults women he finds attractive - which more than 10 women (who he now calls "liars"), have confirmed is true.

And then he has the unmitigated gall to call Hillary "crooked".

 

[Boss]

1) Stop pretending you understand the subject. You don't.

Oh, but I DO understand the subject, skippy.

2) You didn't even give a shit about this issue before republicans conveniently started talking about it in 2012.

I've been giving a shit about voter fraud for years. I remember dead people in Chicago voting for Kennedy. You're the one who doesn't care about voter fraud because your side is good at cheating to win.

3) There is no evidence his tax cuts on the wealthy did anything. He also raised taxes many times. Duh! Also, Bush's tax cuts were bigger and job creation under Bush was pathetic and the Great Recession happened anyway.

I wasn't talking about Bush. Reagan's tax cuts sparked the longest period of peacetime prosperity in American history. The Great Recession happened as a result of government meddling in housing and finance where it had no business. It had nothing to do with Reagan's tax cuts.

4) That is such bullshit it's not even funny.

It's not bullshit, it's a fact and you're welcome to go to the Treasury Dept. website and check it out. In 1980, when Reagan took office, the US Federal tax revenue was right at $300 billion. In 1988, the year Reagan left office, it was over $600 billion. Reagan's tax cuts effectively doubled tax revenues.

5) Your dick is probably small.

That's not what your girlfriend tells me.

1) No you really don't. Not at all. You believe it is a hoax simply because republicans told you it is.

2) You're lying.

3) Reagan raised taxes through out his terms in office! You really aren't understanding the significance of Bush's tax cuts. They were huge but did nothing to create real job growth. They should have also prevented the recession if you believe the policy actually does anything.

4) REAGAN RAISED TAXES MORE THAN HE CUT THEM.

1) No... I know that AGW is a product of Socialists who seek control over Capitalism. It relies on really stupid people accepting a notion that man is causing catastrophic climate change. Data is manipulated, exaggerated and sometimes, just outright made up, to support the Socialist narrative. There is no scientific evidence to support the argument whatsoever.

2) I'm not lying.

3) 4) Reagan didn't raise taxes more than he lowered them. He didn't raise taxes at all, he expanded the base. Bush tax cuts were spread across all taxpayers and effectively cancelled itself out as it didn't expand the base. The Bush family are economic illiterates who came to power on Reagan's coattails. Reagan's tax cut HAD to have created jobs because the unemployment rate declined greatly. We went from double-digit inflation to virtually no inflation, massive job growth and economic expansion. According to the Cato Institute, Reagan's economic plan generated 112 consecutive months of business cycle growth-- the longest such period in US history.

I am presenting you with facts you can go verify at the various government websites if you have the balls to do so. But what you're likely to do is continue to spew the same old Reagan-hate that your liberal puppet-masters have taught you. Just like with AGW, you are too pathetically stupid to think for yourself. It's so much easier when you simply follow the rhetoric of your masters.

 

[Yousaidwhat]

My dick's bigger than your dick, my dick's bigger than yours......

Everybody sing

 

[oreo]

I think Hillary has lied about many things. She isn't my first choice, but she is 10x better than Trump.

Hillary has never lied, and I resent you suggesting that she has! She was either misquoted, had a memory lapse, did not understand the question, really meant something else and so on and so forth.

The Republicans suggesting she is not honest is nothing less than deplorable!

Trumps lied more and he's only been in politics for a minute.

You'd defend a piece of shit if the GOP nominated it

This year's election proves that in spades, because that's what they have, in effect, done. Donald Trump has done everything possible to prove to Republicans that he is the antithesis of everything they stand for, and yet they're voting for him.

He is facing trials for racketeering and fraud following the election in November, a civil rape trial in December, an investigation of his Family Foundation's illegal fundraising practices, as well as it's spending; 70% of what comes out of his mouth is either a gross fabrication, a lie, or mostly false. That's in addition to his bragging that he buys politicians, and sexually assaults women he finds attractive - which more than 10 women (who he now calls "liars"), have confirmed is true.

And then he has the unmitigated gall to call Hillary "crooked".

Not all Republicans are voting for Trump. In fact it would surprise me if he got 50% of the Republican vote. 54% of Republicans voted for other candidates, and these people are the Never Trumper's.
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In fact, here is the new Pledge of Allegiance to the Republican Party.

In fact, a list of what “Republicans” now stand for has nothing at all to do with policy or principle, but rather is filled with beliefs about very specific concepts. For instance, being a member of the current GOP pretty much requires you to pledge allegiance to most, if not all, of the following views:

• That Hillary and Bill Clinton are at least an accessories to murder if not murderers, the DNC killed a member of its staff for leaking her emails, her use of which was the greatest national security breech in history, and Vince Foster killed himself because of Hillary nagging him (assuming he really wasn’t murdered).
• Hillary Clinton is hiding a severe illness which makes her incapable of holding office and which will soon cause her death (well, at least we might not have to worry about her serving two full terms!).
• President Obama is easily the worst president in history, a Muslim terrorist sympathizer, the founder of ISIS, and likely wasn’t really born in the United States.
• The Republican “establishment” is a bunch of impotent losers because they lost two elections to a media darling and can’t override vetoes without a super majority, but a guy who has never been truly leading a candidate like Hillary in the polls is a sure winner.
• Conservative writers at the National Review and Weekly Standard along with Charles Krauthammer, George Will and Brit Hume are all out-of-touch wimps who can’t be trusted to tell us the truth, but Ann Coulter, Sean Hannity, Matt Drudge and Alex Jones would never lie to us for profit (expect for maybe that whole Alex Jones “9/11 Truther” thing, which we’ll sort of pretend didn’t happen).
• When in doubt, Trump is always right, no matter what he has said in the past, even when it has directly contradicted his previous statement, and even if that happens on the same day, or in the same interview.
• Deporting illegal immigrants and building a huge wall on our Mexican border is the most important thing we must do, unless Trump changes his mind.
• There is nothing more significant (especially now that we’ve forgotten about that whole illegal immigration thing) than making sure that the person who picks the next Supreme Court justice is the same guy who was recently favors eminent domain and curtailing the First Amendment, and who picked Arsenio Hall and Piers Morgan as the “Celebrity Apprentice.”
• The news media has never been more biased than they are against Trump, which is why they gave him two billion dollars in free advertising in the primaries and why he just hired the head of a major conservative “news” outlet to head his campaign while using Sean Hannity and Roger Ailes as advisors.
• The background of a potential First Lady and her ability to properly represent the country no longer matters (that’s so 2008!).
• Experience in public office no longer matters (that’s so 2008!).
• Using a Teleprompter is good, unless it is bad (that’s so 2008!).
• Flip-flopping means nothing (so 2004!).
• Releasing your tax returns (even when you entire campaign is based on your wealth) means nothing.
• Words mean nothing.
• Having class or decency means nothing.
• Limited government means nothing.
• Fiscal responsibility means nothing.
• Cozying up to Vladimir Putin is numerous bizarre ways means nothing.
• Campaigning as an amazing manager of people but running a campaign that is in constant chaos and disarray means nothing.
• Lying is a total disqualifier for Hillary, but when Trump lies it is simply part of the “Art of the Deal.”
• Polls are either wrong or part of a massive nonsensical conspiracy, unless Trump is winning.
  Facts mean nothing (unless they are sanctified by Matt Drudge, in which case they are then gospel).
• Stories from “mainstream” media sources are inherently wrong, even if all they are doing is reporting Trump’s actual words.
• Hillary is the worst person who has ever lived and would be such a dangerous president that we must do everything possible to defeat her, except actually bother to consider electability when it comes to picking our nominee.

So it is now all so clear to me. It’s not that Donald Trump isn’t a conservative or a Republican. It’s that I’m not.
All Along I Thought Trump Wasn’t a Conservative/Republican, But Now I Realize I’m Not