fuzzykitten99
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One day a woman died and went to heaven. She was chatting to St. Peters when she heard a horrible scream. She asks, "What was that!?" St. Peters replies, "Oh, that's just someone getting holes drilled into them for wings." A little scared, she goes back to chatting with him. A few moments later, she hears some more screams. "What is that?" she asks. "That person is getting holes now for their halo," St. Peters replies. She tells him, "I think I'd rather go to hell." St. Peter says, "But you'll be raped and sodomized!" The woman replies, "Yea, but I already have the holes for that."
