Headlines That Make You Laugh

[g5000]

Once in a while, I see a headline so preposterous, I can't help but laugh out loud.

Like this one:

White House to host 9-hour prayer festival focused on Christian roots of U.S.​

​

Does this kind of hilarity actually work on people?!?


Donald Trump.

Warmonger.

A guy who not only stole from cancer kids, he cut funding for juvenile cancer research last year.

A guy who created a fake "university" to steal the life savings of the elderly.

A thrice-married serial adulterer.

A man who bears false witness against others as naturally as he breathes.

A man who falsified business records to cover up his affair with a porn star.

A man who stamped his name on huge gambling houses.

A man who cheated banks, investors, the common man, and dying kids.

Now that is what I call "Christian roots"!

Trump is taking this whole Jesus image of himself a bit too far!

 

[g5000]

The Treaty of Tripoli, ratified by our Founders.

ARTICLE 11.​

As the government of the United States of America is not in any sense founded on the Christian Religion,-as it has in itself no character of enmity against the laws, religion or tranquility of Musselmen,-and as the said States never have entered into any war or act of hostility against any Mehomitan nation, it is declared by the parties that no pretext arising from religious opinions shall ever produce an interruption of the harmony existing between the two countries.

 

[Augustine_]

Once in a while, I see a headline so preposterous, I can't help but laugh out loud.

Like this one:

White House to host 9-hour prayer festival focused on Christian roots of U.S.​

​

Does this kind of hilarity actually work on people?!?


Donald Trump.

Warmonger.

A guy who not only stole from cancer kids, he cut funding for juvenile cancer research last year.

A guy who created a fake "university" to steal the life savings of the elderly.

A thrice-married serial adulterer.

A man who bears false witness against others as naturally as he breathes.

A man who falsified business records to cover up his affair with a porn star.

A man who stamped his name on huge gambling houses.

A man who cheated banks, investors, the common man, and dying kids.

Now that is what I call "Christian roots"!

Trump is taking this whole Jesus image of himself a bit too far!

And our pedo president is conveniently away so he doesn't have to waste his time with these people that he views as suckers

 

[g5000]

I've just had a religious experience!

 

[Eman623]

Once in a while, I see a headline so preposterous, I can't help but laugh out loud.

Like this one:

White House to host 9-hour prayer festival focused on Christian roots of U.S.​

​

Does this kind of hilarity actually work on people?!?


Donald Trump.

Warmonger.

A guy who not only stole from cancer kids, he cut funding for juvenile cancer research last year.

A guy who created a fake "university" to steal the life savings of the elderly.

A thrice-married serial adulterer.

A man who bears false witness against others as naturally as he breathes.

A man who falsified business records to cover up his affair with a porn star.

A man who stamped his name on huge gambling houses.

A man who cheated banks, investors, the common man, and dying kids.

Now that is what I call "Christian roots"!

Trump is taking this whole Jesus image of himself a bit too far!

Trump won't be attending. He's too busy living rent free in your head.

 

[DukeU]

^^^^^^^

Christianity really triggers the left.

 

[LibertyWeeps]

Once in a while, I see a headline so preposterous, I can't help but laugh out loud.

Like this one:

White House to host 9-hour prayer festival focused on Christian roots of U.S.​

​

Does this kind of hilarity actually work on people?!?


Donald Trump.

Warmonger.

A guy who not only stole from cancer kids, he cut funding for juvenile cancer research last year.

A guy who created a fake "university" to steal the life savings of the elderly.

A thrice-married serial adulterer.

A man who bears false witness against others as naturally as he breathes.

A man who falsified business records to cover up his affair with a porn star.

A man who stamped his name on huge gambling houses.

A man who cheated banks, investors, the common man, and dying kids.

Now that is what I call "Christian roots"!

Trump is taking this whole Jesus image of himself a bit too far!

There you go again.............projecting onto Trump what Demonicrats have done to American citizens for many decades now.
Deflecting the truth about it all, and trying to pass off your lunatic lies as reality.

 

[Augustine_]

^^^^^^^

Christianity really triggers the left.

More Christians around the world will be praying for Trump's death than participating in this virtue signalling farce

 

[DukeU]

More Christians around the world will be praying for Trump's death than participating in this virtue signalling farce

Christians don't pray for death.

FYI

 

[TheGreatSatan]

Christians don't pray for death.

FYI

Praying for death upon someone is evil.

Democrats = evil

 

[g5000]

^^^^^^^

Christianity really triggers the left.

I have absolutely no problem with Christianity. I probably attend church more than you do.

And I've read the bible, which almost none of your cult has. Your worship of Trump certainly demonstrates you do not live by it.

I just have a problem with your cult's brand of Christianity:

 

[g5000]

Christians don't pray for death.

FYI

BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

Son, you have not been paying attention!

 

[g5000]

Praying for death upon someone is evil.

You have not been paying attention, either!

Pete Hegseth publicly prays for mass death, and he is one of the organizers of this farce.

 

[norwegen]

The Treaty of Tripoli, ratified by our Founders.

ARTICLE 11.​

As the government of the United States of America is not in any sense founded on the Christian Religion,-as it has in itself no character of enmity against the laws, religion or tranquility of Musselmen,-and as the said States never have entered into any war or act of hostility against any Mehomitan nation, it is declared by the parties that no pretext arising from religious opinions shall ever produce an interruption of the harmony existing between the two countries.

Did you know that a treaty of peace and amity was signed in 1805 to supersede the treaty in which that line was written because that line was so contentious?

Yes, that line is null and void.

Obviously, you didn't know that.

I'll bet you think you know a few things in your OP, too, don't you.

 

[ThisIsMe]

More Christians around the world will be praying for Trump's death than participating in this virtue signalling farce

So you’re saying a lot of leftists are Christians? Imagine that…

 

[ThisIsMe]

Christians don't pray for death.

FYI

Apparently leftist ones do..

 

[ThisIsMe]

I have absolutely no problem with Christianity. I probably attend church more than you do.

And I've read the bible, which almost none of your cult has. Your worship of Trump certainly demonstrates you do not live by it.

I just have a problem with your cult's brand of Christianity:

And you don’t call yourself a leftist….

 

[Augustine_]

So you’re saying a lot of leftists are Christians?

Yes. You didn't know? Evangelical American RWNJ's are a small fraction of the total Christian population of the world.

 

[g5000]

So you’re saying a lot of leftists are Christians?

And they are better than MAGA Christians. Imagine that...

 

[TheGreatSatan]

Yes. You didn't know? Evangelical American RWNJ's are a small fraction of the total Christian population of the world.

A Christian Democrat is like a Jewish Nazi

If you're a Christian and you're a democrat you're not a very good Christian

If you're a Democrat and you're a Christian, you're not a very good Democrat.

Democrats = perverted freaks