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[Augustine_]

A Christian Democrat is like a Jewish Nazi

If you're a Christian and you're a democrat you're not a very good Christian

If you're a Democrat and you're a Christian, you're not a very good Democrat.

Democrats = perverted freaks

How weird if you switch the words "Democrat" to "republican" in your comment most of the planet's Christian's would agree (the pedophelic RWNJ's of the U.S. would, of course, disagree)

 

[TheGreatSatan]

How weird if you switch the words "Democrat" to "republican" in your comment most of the planet's Christian's would agree (the pedophelic RWNJ's of the U.S. would, of course, disagree)

If you're at a church and it's full of democrats, it's a bad place to be.

Democrats = Evil

 

[LibertyWeeps]

I have absolutely no problem with Christianity. I probably attend church more than you do.

And I've read the bible, which almost none of your cult has. Your worship of Trump certainly demonstrates you do not live by it.

I just have a problem with your cult's brand of Christianity:

 

[g5000]

Did you know that a treaty of peace and amity was signed in 1805 to supersede the treaty in which that line was written because that line was so contentious?

False. The treaty was not superseded because of that provision, liar. Stop making shit up.

The first treaty was superseded because Jefferson became president and he refused to pay the tribute to the Barbary pirates under that treaty.

If you listened up in your elementary history class, you would know this. Jefferson said, "Millions for defense, but not one cent for tribute."

This led to the first Barbary War which ended with the 1805 treaty.

No one had a problem with Article 11. Liar.

 

[Augustine_]

If you're at a church and it's full of democrats, it's a bad place to be.

Democrats = Evil

How weird again. If you switch the words "Democrat" to "republican" in your comment most of the planet's Christian's would agree (the pedophelic RWNJ's of the U.S. would, of course, disagree)

 

[g5000]

About once a month, some dumb, ignorant, moron comes along to parrot a meme they heard about "DUH KKK WUZ DIMCRATS!"

Tell me...which party is it that protests the tearing down of Confederate statues?

Which party was pissed about the renaming of Army bases named after Confederate generals? Which party is now returning those base names to the Confederate names?

Which party waves the Confederate battle flag at events like the sacking of the US Capitol and protests about tearing down Confederal statues?

If you STILL haven't experienced any cognition yet, let's take a look at some photos and see if you can guess if the old timey racists were liberal or conservative, okay?

When the Klan carries an AMERICA FIRST banner in a parade, with two prominent Christian crosses on it, who does that remind you of?

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Moving on...

Here's a guy with the US flag topped by a cross. The Holy Bible. The Confederate flag. A sword.

Also note the Klansman symbol worn on their breast was a blood drop cross.

Conservative or liberal?

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Now let's take a look at these Christian terrorists. Conservative or liberal?
Do you think they supported black civil rights?
Do you think they supported gay rights?
Do you think they wanted a big federal government?
Do you think they wanted single-payer health care?
Do you think they wanted to appease the Soviet Union?

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Now how about this handsome fella. Does he strike you as a liberal? RACE MIXING IS COMMUNISM!

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How about these fine people? Left wing or right wing?

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Are you feeling stupid right about now?

You should. If you aren't, you are beyond help.


You see, your propagandists absolutely depend on your idiocy. They just have to wave the "Democrat" red flag in your face, and your total ignorance of history kicks in, just as they counted on.

The fact is, ignoramus, the Democrats of the old Deep South were conservatives. And the Klan were far right Christian terrorists.

We're Republicans now.

 

[ThisIsMe]

Yes. You didn't know? Evangelical American RWNJ's are a small fraction of the total Christian population of the world.

Yeah, that’s not the point i was getting at, mine was tongue in cheek….

 

[ThisIsMe]

And they are better than MAGA Christians. Imagine that...

You didn’t see it either…

More Christians around the world will be praying for Trump's death

So there are leftists Christians?

The comment was a reflection on the previous statement.

 

[DukeU]

I have absolutely no problem with Christianity. I probably attend church more than you do.

And I've read the bible, which almost none of your cult has. Your worship of Trump certainly demonstrates you do not live by it.

I just have a problem with your cult's brand of Christianity:

Pull the plank out of your eye and you will be able to see clearly to remove the speck from your brother's.

 

[DukeU]

About once a month, some dumb, ignorant, moron comes along to parrot a meme they heard about "DUH KKK WUZ DIMCRATS!"

Tell me...which party is it that protests the tearing down of Confederate statues?

Which party was pissed about the renaming of Army bases named after Confederate generals? Which party is now returning those base names to the Confederate names?

Which party waves the Confederate battle flag at events like the sacking of the US Capitol and protests about tearing down Confederal statues?

If you STILL haven't experienced any cognition yet, let's take a look at some photos and see if you can guess if the old timey racists were liberal or conservative, okay?

When the Klan carries an AMERICA FIRST banner in a parade, with two prominent Christian crosses on it, who does that remind you of?

.

.

Moving on...

Here's a guy with the US flag topped by a cross. The Holy Bible. The Confederate flag. A sword.

Also note the Klansman symbol worn on their breast was a blood drop cross.

Conservative or liberal?

.
Now let's take a look at these Christian terrorists. Conservative or liberal?
Do you think they supported black civil rights?
Do you think they supported gay rights?
Do you think they wanted a big federal government?
Do you think they wanted single-payer health care?
Do you think they wanted to appease the Soviet Union?

.

Now how about this handsome fella. Does he strike you as a liberal? RACE MIXING IS COMMUNISM!

.
How about these fine people? Left wing or right wing?

.
Are you feeling stupid right about now?

You should. If you aren't, you are beyond help.


You see, your propagandists absolutely depend on your idiocy. They just have to wave the "Democrat" red flag in your face, and your total ignorance of history kicks in, just as they counted on.

The fact is, ignoramus, the Democrats of the old Deep South were conservatives. And the Klan were far right Christian terrorists.

We're Republicans now.

Those were democrats by the way.

And, the democrats of today support PP.

In your mind, how is this any different?

How do you square Christians supporting the murder of babies and selling the parts?

 

[TheGreatSatan]

How weird again. If you switch the words "Democrat" to "republican" in your comment most of the planet's Christian's would agree (the pedophelic RWNJ's of the U.S. would, of course, disagree)

Most Christians are republicans.

Most republicans aren't Christians.

Democrats = perverted freaks

 

[norwegen]

False. The treaty was not superseded because of that provision, liar. Stop making shit up.

The first treaty was superseded because Jefferson became president and he refused to pay the tribute to the Barbary pirates under that treaty.

If you listened up in your elementary history class, you would know this. Jefferson said, "Millions for defense, but not one cent for tribute."

This led to the first Barbary War which ended with the 1805 treaty.

No one had a problem with Article 11. Liar.

The Treaty of Tripoli was superseded nonetheless, yet you moonbats insist on quoting that line in your attempts to diminish Christianity in America. The line is null and void, and yet, here you are. How dishonest.

And the clause was inserted not to diminish Christianity in the first place. And though people didn't fully comprehend its meaning or purpose, they found it controversial anyway. It absolutely did generate controversy. So that line or anything like it was intentionally left out of the superseding treaty.

Maybe you should have looked up that treaty before you posted that stupid, inconsequential clause, eh.

Liar.

 

[g5000]

Pull the plank out of your eye and you will be able to see clearly to remove the speck from your brother's.

 

[g5000]

Those were democrats by the way.

Um...retard?

Way to miss the point.

They were RIGHT WING CONSERVATIVE democrats.

They were your political forebears. Your philosophical ancestors.

Get that through your thick head.

You dumbasses think you are so clever with your "DUH KKK WUZ DIMCRATS" and all you are doing is exposing your massive ignorance of history.

You are deliberately being gaslighted from knowing they were right wing. And even after I showed you, you were STILL stuck in your "YEAHBUT DEH WUZ DIMCRATS".

Holy SHIT!!!

What's more, the Republican party was also heavily infested with Klan.

 

[g5000]

And, the democrats of today support PP.

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If you had been paying attention all these years, you would know I am pro-life. Check my history.

The Democratic stance on abortion was one of the many reasons I was a Republican all my life until Trump came along.

You MAGAs are fatally stuck in a False Dichotomy rut. You confuse us Never Trumpers with Democrats.

This "YEAHBUT DEMOCRATS" pathetic deflection is not doing you any favors.

You worship a man who is more corrupt than any president we have ever had. You worship a man who is more morally depraved than any president we have ever had.

You excuse this pig no matter what harm he does or causes. No matter how nakedly he serves only himself at the cost of our country.

It's disgusting, and you need to wake the **** up.

There are better men out there. Start lifting them up and stop protecting and defending this demon.