DakotaKai_fan20
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It's time to shoot a turkey with a bow and arrow and chop its head off with a sword. Best way to kill a turkey.
Happy Turkey Day
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toobfreak
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I love a good pizza. I keep trying to egg myself up to ordering one with anchovies one of these days to see what they are like but I always chicken out (no pun intended).
I love seeing wild turkeys & today while driving I had to slow down for 12-15 of them running across the road.
They usually strut across the road but today they were running at full speed...didn't know they could run that fast. Kinda reminded me of the road runner cartoon.
Ya don't suppose they know what day it is do ya?
They usually strut across the road but today they were running at full speed...didn't know they could run that fast. Kinda reminded me of the road runner cartoon.
Ya don't suppose they know what day it is do ya?
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DakotaKai_fan20
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Or just cut its head off with a chainsaw. I can get pretty descriptive on the ways I would remove the head of a turkey after it is killed with a bow and arrow.
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Smoked turkey is the best
It tastes better and it's already cooked
It tastes better and it's already cooked
DakotaKai_fan20
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Why not run them over? You would get free turkey meat.
DakotaKai_fan20
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Well, I have a lot of ways of chopping the heads off turkeys. Back in the day, people would chop the head off a turkey with an axe.Stupid thing to say....but hey....
ChristisKing
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We get them all the time around here.
Lol now, now let's not get too crazy as there's a right way and a wrong way to slaughter animals.
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ChristisKing
Merry Christmas!! 😁
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And that's the right way to do it. Quick and easy and painless.
DakotaKai_fan20
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I would use a sword. Only a psycho would use a chainsaw. I wouldn't use a chainsaw myself. That will get blood over your face and in your eyes if you didn't have goggles on.
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DakotaKai_fan20
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You know what soldiers in Thailand would do if they had turkeys? They would bite their heads off. They do that to snakes and chickens over there. Why, just why would you bite the head off an animal? That is just crazy.
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DakotaKai_fan20
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Plus to add on the psycho meter, they would also drink their blood.And disgusting.
ChristisKing
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DakotaKai_fan20
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And it gets worse, they teach it to American soldiers every year. That is just being a savage. American soldiers need to cut ties with them.
DakotaKai_fan20
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I would NEVER bite the head off an animal, let alone drink said animal's blood. No wonder why they arrest people for insulting their king. They are just psychopaths.
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