Had a guy just walk in my house today.

[HereWeGoAgain]

I'm thinking about going down tomorrow and pressing charges on him.

Is this a for real story?

Yeah, but I ain't gonna call the police. It's a local politician and I'm sure they won't do shit. When I told him to leave and he didn't I should have gassed him then and there.

Should have crop dusted him at the very least....

 

[Unkotare]

Any person who just walks into a stranger's house in Texas has got to have a screw loose...or a death wish.

Had three South American/mexicans try that at my house.
They fell all over themselves trying to get back to their supposedly broken down car and hauling ass.

I had no idea my sawed off 870 had the ability to fix broken cars. What an amazing tool!!

What’s a “South American/Mexican”?

 

[miketx]

Any person who just walks into a stranger's house in Texas has got to have a screw loose...or a death wish.

Had three South American/mexicans try that at my house.
They fell all over themselves trying to get back to their supposedly broken down car and hauling ass.

I had no idea my sawed off 870 had the ability to fix broken cars. What an amazing tool!!

What’s a “South American/Mexican”?

To the PC crowd like you it's an immigrant to be welcomed with open arms.

 

[Skull Pilot]

Lock your fucking doors

 

[miketx]

Lock your fucking doors

We do keep them locked but in this instance someone had just gone out the door.

 

[toobfreak]

Front door was open he opened the screen door and just walked in and started talking a sales pitch of some kind. I stood up and said GET OUT! He just stood there and started talking to my wife. He says he running for a local office and wants to leave his card with me. Wife took his card. Stupid bastards gonna pull that one time to many. I guess He didn't see my 357. Good thing he was passive and left.

Should have sicked the Doberman and German Shepard on him.

 

[Tijn Von Ingersleben]

Any person who just walks into a stranger's house in Texas has got to have a screw loose...or a death wish.

Had three South American/mexicans try that at my house.
They fell all over themselves trying to get back to their supposedly broken down car and hauling ass.

I had no idea my sawed off 870 had the ability to fix broken cars. What an amazing tool!!

What’s a “South American/Mexican”?

An unverified strain of bean.

 

[miketx]

Front door was open he opened the screen door and just walked in and started talking a sales pitch of some kind. I stood up and said GET OUT! He just stood there and started talking to my wife. He says he running for a local office and wants to leave his card with me. Wife took his card. Stupid bastards gonna pull that one time to many. I guess He didn't see my 357. Good thing he was passive and left.

Should have sicked the Doberman and German Shepard on him.

I have an attack cat.

 

[Eaglewings]

Front door was open he opened the screen door and just walked in and started talking a sales pitch of some kind. I stood up and said GET OUT! He just stood there and started talking to my wife. He says he running for a local office and wants to leave his card with me. Wife took his card. Stupid bastards gonna pull that one time to many. I guess He didn't see my 357. Good thing he was passive and left.

I don't want to alarm you but he walked right in and started talking to your wife?



Dude, are you always home?????



This doesn't sound kosher if you know what I mean.

I'm always home. My wife is real polite unlike me, so she spoke to him. Turns out he really is a local pol.

What he is a cop and walked into your house..? He is running for office? Everyone who walks the precincts know the rules..

.

 

[miketx]

Front door was open he opened the screen door and just walked in and started talking a sales pitch of some kind. I stood up and said GET OUT! He just stood there and started talking to my wife. He says he running for a local office and wants to leave his card with me. Wife took his card. Stupid bastards gonna pull that one time to many. I guess He didn't see my 357. Good thing he was passive and left.

I don't want to alarm you but he walked right in and started talking to your wife?



Dude, are you always home?????



This doesn't sound kosher if you know what I mean.

I'm always home. My wife is real polite unlike me, so she spoke to him. Turns out he really is a local pol.

What he is a cop and walked into your house..? He is running for office? Everyone who walks the precincts know the rules..

.

Local politician. I don't think cops would just come in unless they had an entry team and I haven't committed any crimes except that mattress tag thing.

 

[Unkotare]

Any person who just walks into a stranger's house in Texas has got to have a screw loose...or a death wish.

Had three South American/mexicans try that at my house.
They fell all over themselves trying to get back to their supposedly broken down car and hauling ass.

I had no idea my sawed off 870 had the ability to fix broken cars. What an amazing tool!!

What’s a “South American/Mexican”?

To the PC crowd like you it's an immigrant to be welcomed with open arms.

I hope you shoot with more accuracy than you post.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Any person who just walks into a stranger's house in Texas has got to have a screw loose...or a death wish.

Had three South American/mexicans try that at my house.
They fell all over themselves trying to get back to their supposedly broken down car and hauling ass.

I had no idea my sawed off 870 had the ability to fix broken cars. What an amazing tool!!

What’s a “South American/Mexican”?

Can you tell the difference on sight?

 

[Dogmaphobe]

Your wife and her boyfriend think pretty fast on their feet. That was a great routine they pulled!

"But honey, he's a complete stranger who just happened to walk right in.........."

 

[Eaglewings]

Front door was open he opened the screen door and just walked in and started talking a sales pitch of some kind. I stood up and said GET OUT! He just stood there and started talking to my wife. He says he running for a local office and wants to leave his card with me. Wife took his card. Stupid bastards gonna pull that one time to many. I guess He didn't see my 357. Good thing he was passive and left.

I don't want to alarm you but he walked right in and started talking to your wife?



Dude, are you always home?????



This doesn't sound kosher if you know what I mean.

I'm always home. My wife is real polite unlike me, so she spoke to him. Turns out he really is a local pol.

What he is a cop and walked into your house..? He is running for office? Everyone who walks the precincts know the rules..

.

Local politician. I don't think cops would just come in unless they had an entry team and I haven't committed any crimes except that mattress tag thing.

Haa Haaa you took your mattress tag off..I think that they are surveilling your house for that.

I had a 21 year old male who was bipolar and lived across the street, he walked into an unlocked door

I was sitting in my chair and looked up and saw a huge man in my hallway.. my husband yelled to get out too..that was scary.

 

[miketx]

^ Gun, pepper spray.

 

[Marion Morrison]

Front door was open he opened the screen door and just walked in and started talking a sales pitch of some kind. I stood up and said GET OUT! He just stood there and started talking to my wife. He says he running for a local office and wants to leave his card with me. Wife took his card. Stupid bastards gonna pull that one time to many. I guess He didn't see my 357. Good thing he was passive and left.

I think you should have shot him.....cut up the body.....and used a backhoe to dig his grave.

Poor brainwashed sick perverted racist pure anger hater dupes... Poor America.

Time out for me to tell you you're a dumbass.

Anybody that just came into my house would be well-ventilated.

Ofc, I'm not sitting there with just the screen door , anymore.

I know you ain't got no guns. Sir, I have a S&W M&P 10 in my pocket as I type. Believe me, you'd probably rather I shot you with it than hit you.

 

[Unkotare]

......

 

[fncceo]

.and used a backhoe to dig his grave

Feed him to the pigs.

 

[harmonica]

I always lock my doors AND have a very smart, tough, no-nonsense, shep-pit mix
she will alert us when some one opens their car door/etc....

 

[MrShangles]

Front door was open he opened the screen door and just walked in and started talking a sales pitch of some kind. I stood up and said GET OUT! He just stood there and started talking to my wife. He says he running for a local office and wants to leave his card with me. Wife took his card. Stupid bastards gonna pull that one time to many. I guess He didn't see my 357. Good thing he was passive and left.

Must’ve been illegal immigrant,


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