Had a guy just walk in my house today.

[Wyatt earp]

Front door was open he opened the screen door and just walked in and started talking a sales pitch of some kind. I stood up and said GET OUT! He just stood there and started talking to my wife. He says he running for a local office and wants to leave his card with me. Wife took his card. Stupid bastards gonna pull that one time to many. I guess He didn't see my 357. Good thing he was passive and left.

I don't want to alarm you but he walked right in and started talking to your wife?



Dude, are you always home?????



This doesn't sound kosher if you know what I mean.

 

[miketx]

Front door was open he opened the screen door and just walked in and started talking a sales pitch of some kind. I stood up and said GET OUT! He just stood there and started talking to my wife. He says he running for a local office and wants to leave his card with me. Wife took his card. Stupid bastards gonna pull that one time to many. I guess He didn't see my 357. Good thing he was passive and left.

I don't want to alarm you but he walked right in and started talking to your wife?



Dude, are you always home?????



This doesn't sound kosher if you know what I mean.

I'm always home. My wife is real polite unlike me, so she spoke to him. Turns out he really is a local pol.

 

[del]

I'm thinking about going down tomorrow and pressing charges on him.

i doubt it

 

[miketx]

I'm thinking about going down tomorrow and pressing charges on him.

i doubt it

You're right. I have decided to let it go.

 

[del]

I'm thinking about going down tomorrow and pressing charges on him.

i doubt it

You're right. I have decided to let it go.

i meant the thinking part

 

[Tijn Von Ingersleben]

Any person who just walks into a stranger's house in Texas has got to have a screw loose...or a death wish.

What about Arkansas?

Lazy eyes make for poor aim...you're safer there.

She would give him both barrels!

Best bet in Ar Kansas...better saw it off to boot.

 

[miketx]

I'm thinking about going down tomorrow and pressing charges on him.

i doubt it

You're right. I have decided to let it go.

i meant the thinking part

Eat shit troll

 

[mudwhistle]

Any person who just walks into a stranger's house in Texas has got to have a screw loose...or a death wish.

What about Arkansas?

It's against the law to shoot a former President of The United States.

 

[Unkotare]

Not how Dalton would have handled it.

 

[OldLady]

Front door was open he opened the screen door and just walked in and started talking a sales pitch of some kind. I stood up and said GET OUT! He just stood there and started talking to my wife. He says he running for a local office and wants to leave his card with me. Wife took his card. Stupid bastards gonna pull that one time to many. I guess He didn't see my 357. Good thing he was passive and left.

I don't want to alarm you but he walked right in and started talking to your wife?



Dude, are you always home?????



This doesn't sound kosher if you know what I mean.

I'm always home. My wife is real polite unlike me, so she spoke to him. Turns out he really is a local pol.

I'll never forget a local pol who approached me at the grocery store once when my arms were full of canned goods, eggs and what all (you know those days when you think Naw, I don't need a basket) and he came at me full bore with his hand extended to shake my hand and introduce himself. Mental note: Don't vote for anyone that stupid.

 

[bodecea]

Be careful he could have been sizing up your goods and security...

I got him on camera.

Of course you did.

 

[rightwinger]

Front door was open he opened the screen door and just walked in and started talking a sales pitch of some kind. I stood up and said GET OUT! He just stood there and started talking to my wife. He says he running for a local office and wants to leave his card with me. Wife took his card. Stupid bastards gonna pull that one time to many. I guess He didn't see my 357. Good thing he was passive and left.

You need a big dog

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Any person who just walks into a stranger's house in Texas has got to have a screw loose...or a death wish.

Had three South American/mexicans try that at my house.
They fell all over themselves trying to get back to their supposedly broken down car and hauling ass.

I had no idea my sawed off 870 had the ability to fix broken cars. What an amazing tool!!

 

[miketx]

Be careful he could have been sizing up your goods and security...

I got him on camera.

Of course you did.

Kunt, I've got four security cameras that record 24/7.

 

[TNHarley]

I'm thinking about going down tomorrow and pressing charges on him.

Is this a for real story?

 

[miketx]

I'm thinking about going down tomorrow and pressing charges on him.

Is this a for real story?

Yeah, but I ain't gonna call the police. It's a local politician and I'm sure they won't do shit. When I told him to leave and he didn't I should have gassed him then and there.

 

[Muhammed]

Front door was open he opened the screen door and just walked in and started talking a sales pitch of some kind. I stood up and said GET OUT! He just stood there and started talking to my wife. He says he running for a local office and wants to leave his card with me. Wife took his card. Stupid bastards gonna pull that one time to many. I guess He didn't see my 357. Good thing he was passive and left.

Perhaps the gentleman didn't realize you were home and just walked nonchalantly through the front door and started talking to your wife out of habit because that's what he always does when he visits your wife and his kids.

 

[Tijn Von Ingersleben]

Any person who just walks into a stranger's house in Texas has got to have a screw loose...or a death wish.

Had three South American/mexicans try that at my house.
They fell all over themselves trying to get back to their supposedly broken down car and hauling ass.

I had no idea my sawed off 870 had the ability to fix broken cars. What an amazing tool!!

In Turkey most of the front doors were self locking. So, anyone who entered had to physically unlock the door to exit. In addition I had a graduated locking system on my front door. The mechanism, akin to a safe, extended bolts into the jam progressively deeper with each turn of the key. I loved those damn doors.
However, I grew up in SoCal so I am constantly paranoid about these kinds of things.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Any person who just walks into a stranger's house in Texas has got to have a screw loose...or a death wish.

Had three South American/mexicans try that at my house.
They fell all over themselves trying to get back to their supposedly broken down car and hauling ass.

I had no idea my sawed off 870 had the ability to fix broken cars. What an amazing tool!!

In Turkey most of the front doors were self locking. So, anyone who entered had to physically unlock the door to exit. In addition I had a graduated locking system on my front door. The mechanism, akin to a safe, extended bolts into the jam progressively deeper with each turn of the key. I loved those damn doors.
However, I grew up in SoCal so I am constantly paranoid about these kinds of things.

They didnt try to walk in until I opened the door.
They tried to rush me when they realized I wasnt buying their broken down car gambit.
Their plans changed quickly when they saw the shotgun barrel appear from behind the door jam.

 

[Taz]

Front door was open he opened the screen door and just walked in and started talking a sales pitch of some kind. I stood up and said GET OUT! He just stood there and started talking to my wife. He says he running for a local office and wants to leave his card with me. Wife took his card. Stupid bastards gonna pull that one time to many. I guess He didn't see my 357. Good thing he was passive and left.

You're a pussy, you should have shot him.