MarathonMike
Diamond Member
Scitentists at MIT have discovered the solution to the gun violence problem that has been plaguing our cities for decades:
Gun Replacement Therapy. President Joe Biden was glowing with enthusiasm as he spoke about the breakthrough.
"Simply put, by replacing dangerous guns that shoot lots of bullets with safe and sensible revolvers, we feel that this will finally end the gun pandemic that is killing lots of Black folks. In fact, I am so excited about this new treatment that I will be authorizing a special two for one deal. If you bros turn in your bad guns, good Ol Uncle Joe is going to give you not one but TWO shiny new revolvers! Hey, I know y'all know a good deal when you see it. Heck you voted for me, right? Heh Heh. No this is not a joke man, bring in those guns of mass destruction. Trust me, it's going to fix everything. "
Gun Replacement Therapy. President Joe Biden was glowing with enthusiasm as he spoke about the breakthrough.
"Simply put, by replacing dangerous guns that shoot lots of bullets with safe and sensible revolvers, we feel that this will finally end the gun pandemic that is killing lots of Black folks. In fact, I am so excited about this new treatment that I will be authorizing a special two for one deal. If you bros turn in your bad guns, good Ol Uncle Joe is going to give you not one but TWO shiny new revolvers! Hey, I know y'all know a good deal when you see it. Heck you voted for me, right? Heh Heh. No this is not a joke man, bring in those guns of mass destruction. Trust me, it's going to fix everything. "