Poor Brad

JGalt

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Mar 9, 2011
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He was sick of the world, of Covid-19, of Trump, Russian belligerence, China, global warming, racial tensions, and the rest of the disturbing stories that occupy media headlines. In short, he was despondent.

Brad drove his new car into his garage and sealed every doorway and window as best he could. He got back into his car and rolled down all the windows, selected his favorite radio station, started the car and revved it to a slow idle. He simply couldn't take it anymore.

Two days later, a worried neighbor peered through his garage window and saw him in the car. She notified the emergency services and they broke in, pulling Brad from the car.

A little sip of water and, surprisingly, he was in good condition, but his Tesla had a dead battery.

Brad is a registered Democrat who lives in California.
 
Brad now thinks that moving will solve his problems. He is considering Arizona, Nevada, Utah and Idaho but those states want Brad to stay the hell out. Meanwhile in Hollywood, a new movie 'How the West Was Lost' is being developed as part one of the 'Downfall of America' trilogy
 

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