insein
Senior Member
One day in the future, Jesse Jackson has a heart-attack and dies.
> > >
> > >He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.
> > >
> > >"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list,
>but
> > >have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell
>you
> > >what
> > >I'm going to do.
> > >
> > >
> > >I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as bad as you.
> > >I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even
>let
> > >YOU decide who leaves."
> > >
> > >Jesse thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened
> > >the door to the first room.
> > >
> > >In it, was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water.
> > >
> > >He kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and
>over
> > >he
> > >dove in and surfaced with nothing.
> > >
> > >Such was his fate in hell.
> > >
> > >"No," Jesse said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I
>don't
> > >think I could do that all day long."
> > >
> > >The devil led him to the door of the next room.
> > >
> > >In it was Al Gore with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he
>did
> > >was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
> > >
> > >
> > >"No, this is no good, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would
>be
> > >in
> > >constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented
> > >Jesse.
> > >
> > >The devil opened a third door.
> > >
> > >Through it, Jesse saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms
>tied
> > >over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose.
> > >
> > >Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
> > >
> > >Jesse looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah man,
>I
> > >can handle this."
> > >
> > >The devil smiled and said . . . . (This is priceless)
> > >
> > >
> > >(scroll down)
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >"OK, Monica, you're free to go."
> > >
> > >He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.
> > >
> > >"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list,
>but
> > >have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell
>you
> > >what
> > >I'm going to do.
> > >
> > >
> > >I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as bad as you.
> > >I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even
>let
> > >YOU decide who leaves."
> > >
> > >Jesse thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened
> > >the door to the first room.
> > >
> > >In it, was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water.
> > >
> > >He kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and
>over
> > >he
> > >dove in and surfaced with nothing.
> > >
> > >Such was his fate in hell.
> > >
> > >"No," Jesse said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I
>don't
> > >think I could do that all day long."
> > >
> > >The devil led him to the door of the next room.
> > >
> > >In it was Al Gore with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he
>did
> > >was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
> > >
> > >
> > >"No, this is no good, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would
>be
> > >in
> > >constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented
> > >Jesse.
> > >
> > >The devil opened a third door.
> > >
> > >Through it, Jesse saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms
>tied
> > >over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose.
> > >
> > >Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
> > >
> > >Jesse looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah man,
>I
> > >can handle this."
> > >
> > >The devil smiled and said . . . . (This is priceless)
> > >
> > >
> > >(scroll down)
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >"OK, Monica, you're free to go."
