God does hate Sodomy

[Mortimer]

Sorry but the Bible does state that Sodomy is a abomination (Leviticus) and God destroys Sodom because they wanted to sodomise a male. So it is indeed a abomination and God hates it. I dont know why someone is homosexual but I dont hate homosexuals, also just because you like men you still dont need to sleep with men. Probably pedophiles also have a "orientation" for liking children or pedomorphic features, they probably do have a inherent preference, maybe even "born that way" it is similar to homosexuality, but everyone expects that they dont touch children and they get arrested if they do.

 

[bodecea]

So...oral sex is a bad thing now?

 

[Dogmaphobe]

Leviticus?

Anybody interested in going to Red Lobster with me?

 

[Mortimer]

I see it this way. It is a perversion and a abomination but it is not a crime to me and shouldnt be similar as shitting and pissing on someones face, a woman shitting in the mouth of a man and he likes it. Or he licks her asshole and eats her shit etc. It is a fetish, a perversion, disgusting but it is a free world and can happen behind closed doors. But now if there are trans teaching kids to be gay, it is a whole other story. And gay propganda should be outlawed.

 

[Mortimer]

So...oral sex is a bad thing now?

To me it is as well. I think that we have oral sex, anal sex and threesomes is a result of the pornification of society. I read often about teenage males raping teenage girls and making a video. It is because they saw it on porn. 100 years ago it was the highest of feelings if you could see the legs of a woman.

 

[Crepitus]

So...oral sex is a bad thing now?

Anyone who is against oral sex has never had a blow job.

 

[Tijn Von Ingersleben]

So...oral sex is a bad thing now?

Yeah...if two fags are doing it.

 

[bodecea]

I love "straight" humor.

 

[Dogmaphobe]

Sorry but the Bible does state that Sodomy is a abomination (Leviticus) and God destroys Sodom because they wanted to sodomise a male. So it is indeed a abomination and God hates it. I dont know why someone is homosexual but I dont hate homosexuals, also just because you like men you still dont need to sleep with men. Probably pedophiles also have a "orientation" for liking children or pedomorphic features, they probably do have a inherent preference, maybe even "born that way" it is similar to homosexuality, but everyone expects that they dont touch children and they get arrested if they do.

Let me tell you the story of Lot, there, Dood.

You see, God sent one of his angels down to Sodom, and he was, like, totallly hunky, and so the townspeople wanted to rape him. Lot, being the upright, moral fellow that he was said "no -- don't rape the angel, rape my two pubescent daughters, instead!" God got pissed at the whole shebazz, set Sodom on fire and the Lot family ran away. Now, God was cool with lot offering young teenagers to be raped, but while the Lot family ran away, he was pissed even further when Lot's wife looked back on the burning city they just left. ZAP -- she's turned into a pillar of salt by one really super pissed God.

Now, instead of wondering what the ******* hell his wife had done to deserve that, he escaped with his daughters to a safe space where his daughters got him, like, totally shit faced whereupon they all started doing the nasty together in one, big incestuous orgy.

There are just SO many moral lessons to learn from this story, it's hard to know where to begin, Mortimer. Maybe I should let you take a stab.

 

[BuckToothMoron]

Sorry but the Bible does state that Sodomy is a abomination (Leviticus) and God destroys Sodom because they wanted to sodomise a male. So it is indeed a abomination and God hates it. I dont know why someone is homosexual but I dont hate homosexuals, also just because you like men you still dont need to sleep with men. Probably pedophiles also have a "orientation" for liking children or pedomorphic features, they probably do have a inherent preference, maybe even "born that way" it is similar to homosexuality, but everyone expects that they dont touch children and they get arrested if they do.

Did you know that Jesus was probably gay? Which means he either took it in the ass, or put it in the ass of his favorite disciple John. How do you reconcile that with your God and his only begotten son?

Was Jesus gay? Probably | Paul Oestreicher
That disciple was John whom Jesus, the gospels affirm, loved in a special way. All the other disciples had fled in fear. Three women but only one man had the courage to go with Jesus to his execution. That man clearly had a unique place in the affection of Jesus. In all classic depictions of the Last Supper, a favourite subject of Christian art, John is next to Jesus, very often his head resting on Jesus's breast. Dying, Jesus asks John to look after his mother and asks his mother to accept John as her son. John takes Mary home. John becomes unmistakably part of Jesus's family.

 

[BuckToothMoron]

So...oral sex is a bad thing now?

Anyone who is against oral sex has never had a blow job.

Or in your case, given one.

 

[Wyatt earp]

Sorry but the Bible does state that Sodomy is a abomination (Leviticus) and God destroys Sodom because they wanted to sodomise a male. So it is indeed a abomination and God hates it. I dont know why someone is homosexual but I dont hate homosexuals, also just because you like men you still dont need to sleep with men. Probably pedophiles also have a "orientation" for liking children or pedomorphic features, they probably do have a inherent preference, maybe even "born that way" it is similar to homosexuality, but everyone expects that they dont touch children and they get arrested if they do.

Did you know that Jesus was probably gay? Which means he either took it in the ass, or put it in the ass of his favorite disciple John. How do you reconcile that with your God and his only begotten son?

Was Jesus gay? Probably | Paul Oestreicher
That disciple was John whom Jesus, the gospels affirm, loved in a special way. All the other disciples had fled in fear. Three women but only one man had the courage to go with Jesus to his execution. That man clearly had a unique place in the affection of Jesus. In all classic depictions of the Last Supper, a favourite subject of Christian art, John is next to Jesus, very often his head resting on Jesus's breast. Dying, Jesus asks John to look after his mother and asks his mother to accept John as her son. John takes Mary home. John becomes unmistakably part of Jesus's family.

Well that's one of the most twisted interpretations I have heard in awhile.


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[Dogmaphobe]

Did you know that Jesus was probably gay? Which means he either took it in the ass, or put it in the ass of his favorite disciple John. How do you reconcile that with your God and his only begotten son?

Was Jesus gay? Probably | Paul Oestreicher
That disciple was John whom Jesus, the gospels affirm, loved in a special way. All the other disciples had fled in fear. Three women but only one man had the courage to go with Jesus to his execution. That man clearly had a unique place in the affection of Jesus. In all classic depictions of the Last Supper, a favourite subject of Christian art, John is next to Jesus, very often his head resting on Jesus's breast. Dying, Jesus asks John to look after his mother and asks his mother to accept John as her son. John takes Mary home. John becomes unmistakably part of Jesus's family.

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So...oral sex is a bad thing now?

Anyone who is against oral sex has never had a blow job.

Or in your case, given one.

I'm reminded of a joke this girl pulled on me back in high school in 1971.

She sidled up to me all sexy and coy and purred "do you remember your first blow job?" and right when I was thinking we might be heading towards something a bit more interesting and got that look in my eye, she said "how did it taste":

 

[EvilCat Breath]

Sorry but the Bible does state that Sodomy is a abomination (Leviticus) and God destroys Sodom because they wanted to sodomise a male. So it is indeed a abomination and God hates it. I dont know why someone is homosexual but I dont hate homosexuals, also just because you like men you still dont need to sleep with men. Probably pedophiles also have a "orientation" for liking children or pedomorphic features, they probably do have a inherent preference, maybe even "born that way" it is similar to homosexuality, but everyone expects that they dont touch children and they get arrested if they do.

Did you know that Jesus was probably gay? Which means he either took it in the ass, or put it in the ass of his favorite disciple John. How do you reconcile that with your God and his only begotten son?

Was Jesus gay? Probably | Paul Oestreicher
That disciple was John whom Jesus, the gospels affirm, loved in a special way. All the other disciples had fled in fear. Three women but only one man had the courage to go with Jesus to his execution. That man clearly had a unique place in the affection of Jesus. In all classic depictions of the Last Supper, a favourite subject of Christian art, John is next to Jesus, very often his head resting on Jesus's breast. Dying, Jesus asks John to look after his mother and asks his mother to accept John as her son. John takes Mary home. John becomes unmistakably part of Jesus's family.

Sorry but the Bible does state that Sodomy is a abomination (Leviticus) and God destroys Sodom because they wanted to sodomise a male. So it is indeed a abomination and God hates it. I dont know why someone is homosexual but I dont hate homosexuals, also just because you like men you still dont need to sleep with men. Probably pedophiles also have a "orientation" for liking children or pedomorphic features, they probably do have a inherent preference, maybe even "born that way" it is similar to homosexuality, but everyone expects that they dont touch children and they get arrested if they do.

Did you know that Jesus was probably gay? Which means he either took it in the ass, or put it in the ass of his favorite disciple John. How do you reconcile that with your God and his only begotten son?

Was Jesus gay? Probably | Paul Oestreicher
That disciple was John whom Jesus, the gospels affirm, loved in a special way. All the other disciples had fled in fear. Three women but only one man had the courage to go with Jesus to his execution. That man clearly had a unique place in the affection of Jesus. In all classic depictions of the Last Supper, a favourite subject of Christian art, John is next to Jesus, very often his head resting on Jesus's breast. Dying, Jesus asks John to look after his mother and asks his mother to accept John as her son. John takes Mary home. John becomes unmistakably part of Jesus's family.

Jesus was probably.....

He was probably gay because he surrounded himself wirh men

He was probably a pimp because he hung out with whores.

He was probably married because he was in love with that hooker.

He was probably an alcoholic because he drank wine all the time.

He was probably a drug addict just because. He must a smoked weed at least.

He was probably a child molester. He wanted everyone to bring their children to him

Did I miss any Jesus was probably?

 

[cnm]

Sorry but the Bible does state that Sodomy is a abomination (Leviticus)

It also gives instructions on the correct way to practise chattel slavery. So are you owned or are you an owner?

 

[Lysistrata]

I don't think that the OP has ever actually read Leviticus or has any idea of it's origin.

I don't think that most Americans would give up oral sex, either. Get real.

Why are we even discussing what people do in the privacy of their bedrooms? It's pretty sick, actually.

 

[BULLDOG]

I see it this way. It is a perversion and a abomination but it is not a crime to me and shouldnt be similar as shitting and pissing on someones face, a woman shitting in the mouth of a man and he likes it. Or he licks her asshole and eats her shit etc. It is a fetish, a perversion, disgusting but it is a free world and can happen behind closed doors. But now if there are trans teaching kids to be gay, it is a whole other story. And gay propganda should be outlawed.

Damn Mortie. I didn't know you were such a kinky guy.

 

[Likkmee]

So...oral sex is a bad thing now?

Only if she spills.............

 

[Lysistrata]

The bible is full of interesting stuff. Baths? Having sex with your dead brother's wife if he didn't leave offspring? Forget pork and shellfish. You can't be a priest if you have a physical disability? Mixed clothing? You have to be considered "unclean" after giving birth for a lesser time if you give birth to a male child?

 

[BULLDOG]

The bible is full of interesting stuff. Baths? Having sex with your dead brother's wife if he didn't leave offspring? Forget pork and shellfish. You can't be a priest if you have a physical disability? Mixed clothing? You have to be considered "unclean" after giving birth for a lesser time if you give birth to a male child?

If my brother dies, I ain't doing that crazy bat he's married to, I don't care what the Bible says.