Straight couple kissing.....nothing
Gay couple kissing..."OMIGOD! THEY'RE SHOVING IT DOWN OUR THROATS!"
Straight couple holding hands...nothing
Gay couple holding hands...."OMIGOD! THEY'RE SHOVING IT DOWN OUR THROATS!"
Straight couple playing footsie under the table...nothing
Gay couple playing footsie under the table..."OMIGOD! THEY'RE SHOVING IT DOWN OUR THROATS!"
Straight couple gets ready to leave restaurant...nothing
Gay couple get ready to leave restaurant...."We don't like gays...don't come back."
Gay couple looks at restaurant owner like he's from the 18th century, or from Iran.
Restaurant owner complains.."OMIGOD! THEY LOOKED AT ME LIKE A POSSUM!"
Texas....what fun!