hey i am a good matchmaker....lol.....
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That would be awesome if we had a USMB marriage! They could register at Wal-Mart and everyone could get them a Snuggie.
Better yet, the entire wedding party wears snuggies, you and mani can play dueling banjos while the bride and groom walk down the plank, and bones and luissa will serve pot brownies at the reception.
Gunny of couse will marry them, because he's been certified as the USMB Past-er.
If I'm coming, I'm coming naked.
Thank you TommyWho, for the good laugh on here tonight.
There is so much hate around this place, it's good to see something so freaking funny!
bones, for you:
www.bonesmatchemaker.com
you can be nekkid under the snuggie
the thing i find myself really digging about usmb is the flock of feisty old birds who aren't afraid to get down in the cess pool and fling shit with the bozos.
are any of you girls in the 40-60 age bracket looking for a significant other?
i'm an established artist, self-sufficient and don't use drugs or alcohol to excess more than three or four times a year and almost always at some kind of gathering where everybody is indulging in excessive amounts of intoxicants.
Better yet, the entire wedding party wears snuggies, you and mani can play dueling banjos while the bride and groom walk down the plank, and bones and luissa will serve pot brownies at the reception.
Gunny of couse will marry them, because he's been certified as the USMB Past-er.
If I'm coming, I'm coming naked.
Of course a USMB wedding would be come as you are.
If I'm coming, I'm coming naked.
Of course a USMB wedding would be come as you are.
sorry kids, no fucking weddings, awright? unless somebody else gets lucky as a result of this inspired thread, of course, then we could do that movie.
and i thought snuggies were those foam things they use to keep their drinks cold
Here I am in my snuggie!
i just watched lee marvin, the duke, cesar romero and dorothy lamour in the old john ford comedy, donovan's reef last. broad is archaic slang. i usually refer to broads like maddie and bones as ladies.'Bones acting the Cupid is a little strange, but the context of the thread keeps it from going total Twilight Zone.
I am not aware of the context.
I do know that "broad" is a weird word, and "gettin down in the cesspool" is stinky.
And making excuses for drug use is another oddity
obviously you have never been in the peyote lodge or at an electric koolaid acid test or you would understand that i wasn't making excuses. i was telling it like it is.
for instance, my niece is getting married this summer. i expect to get quite drunk and some of my parent's friends depend on me to supply the weed for those sorts of occasions.
i'm sure you didn't mean 'wierd' as a compliment either, but i live in austin, texas, where wierd is in the city motto.
the thing i find myself really digging about usmb is the flock of feisty old birds who aren't afraid to get down in the cess pool and fling shit with the bozos.
are any of you girls in the 40-60 age bracket looking for a significant other?
i'm an established artist, self-sufficient and don't use drugs or alcohol to excess more than three or four times a year and almost always at some kind of gathering where everybody is indulging in excessive amounts of intoxicants.
Bummer . . . . .
Here I am in my snuggie!
Of course a USMB wedding would be come as you are.
sorry kids, no fucking weddings, awright? unless somebody else gets lucky as a result of this inspired thread, of course, then we could do that movie.
and i thought snuggies were those foam things they use to keep their drinks cold
Those are koozies. I bought one in North Dakota to keep my beer from freezing. Real multi-purpose product.
maddie is looking for a man...she is in cleveland....you know the one that posts in blue....so tell me what does one become when one ages out of feisty old broad?
british, i think.
i just watched lee marvin, the duke, cesar romero and dorothy lamour in the old john ford comedy, donovan's reef last. broad is archaic slang. i usually refer to broads like maddie and bones as ladies.I am not aware of the context.
I do know that "broad" is a weird word, and "gettin down in the cesspool" is stinky.
And making excuses for drug use is another oddity
obviously you have never been in the peyote lodge or at an electric koolaid acid test or you would understand that i wasn't making excuses. i was telling it like it is.
for instance, my niece is getting married this summer. i expect to get quite drunk and some of my parent's friends depend on me to supply the weed for those sorts of occasions.
i'm sure you didn't mean 'wierd' as a compliment either, but i live in austin, texas, where wierd is in the city motto.
Well, thanks for the explanation, much appreciated. Context matters, I guess
Weird CAN be a compliment
maddie is looking for a man...she is in cleveland....you know the one that posts in blue....
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That would be awesome if we had a USMB marriage! They could register at Wal-Mart and everyone could get them a Snuggie.
maddie is looking for a man...she is in cleveland....you know the one that posts in blue....
....
That would be awesome if we had a USMB marriage! They could register at Wal-Mart and everyone could get them a Snuggie.
sorry, i'm not offering to get married. just fool around.
maddie is looking for a man...she is in cleveland....you know the one that posts in blue....
....
That would be awesome if we had a USMB marriage! They could register at Wal-Mart and everyone could get them a Snuggie.
maddie is looking for a man...she is in cleveland....you know the one that posts in blue....
....
That would be awesome if we had a USMB marriage! They could register at Wal-Mart and everyone could get them a Snuggie.
Maybe they could get married in a Walmart!
That would be awesome if we had a USMB marriage! They could register at Wal-Mart and everyone could get them a Snuggie.
Maybe they could get married in a Walmart!
- I'm still coming naked!