miketx
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Tommy was recently interviewed by an online magazine about his religious beliefs. Tommy said that he strongly believed in reincarnation and that in the unfortunate event that passed on, he would like to come back to life as an ambulance. The interviewer was surprised and asked Tommy why he wanted to be an ambulance? Tommy smiled his charming smile that always endears people to him and said, "Well, an ambulance is the only thing that there is where they open your backside up real wide, shove a man in, and run all over town screaming woo woo woo!"She can be Tommy Taint's wingman.