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[manu1959]

i vote for this

The Democrats' mistake was in thinking that a disastrous war, national bankruptcy, erosion of civil liberties, corporate takeover of government, environmental destruction, squandering our economic and moral leadership in the world, and systematic Administration lying would be of concern to the electorate.

The Republicans correctly saw that the chief concern of the electorate was to keep gay couples from having an abortion.

concerning quote #1: not sure why they elected clinton twice then?

concerning qoute #2: this can't be true do dems really think gay men can get preggers?

 

[Jimmyeatworld]

i vote for this

The Democrats' mistake was in thinking that a disastrous war, national bankruptcy, erosion of civil liberties, corporate takeover of government, environmental destruction, squandering our economic and moral leadership in the world, and systematic Administration lying would be of concern to the electorate.

The Republicans correctly saw that the chief concern of the electorate was to keep gay couples from having an abortion.

concerning quote #1: not sure why they elected clinton twice then?

concerning qoute #2: this can't be true do dems really think gay men can get preggers?

I haven't seen that one. Must be one of the newbies.

Yep, can't possibly be that the Dems put up a shitty candidate, spent half the campaign talking about a war that had been over for 30 years, or the fact that they had no foundation for their platform other than "We don't like Bush". It is obviously because people are just stupid.

 

[Hagbard Celine]

WWJD? He would take matters in his own hands and not rely on the federal government.

I think this one takes the cake.

 

[theim]

I haven't seen that one. Must be one of the newbies.

Yep, can't possibly be that the Dems put up a shitty candidate, spent half the campaign talking about a war that had been over for 30 years, or the fact that they had no foundation for their platform other than "We don't like Bush". It is obviously because people are just stupid.

I think it's Psychoblues'

 

[Jimmyeatworld]

I think this one takes the cake.

And eats it too.

 

[Jimmyeatworld]

Got it!

"Vote for Senator Hillary Clinton in 2008...."

 

[Hobbit]

That sig is Max Powers', just FYI.

 

[Lefty Wilbury]

i was going to use one of these but i figured they might end up in a thread like this so i haven't used them yet:

Stewie (to one of the prostitutes at Cleveland's house): So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?


Stewie: Hey, mother, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.


Stewie: By all means, turn me into a child star. Perhaps I can move to Californ-i-ay and wrangle me a three-way with the Olsen twins.

Stewie: You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that.

Stewie (reading the Bible)" My my, what a thumping good read, lions eating Christians, people nailing each other to two by fours. I'll say, you won't find that in Winnie the Pooh.
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Pinball: I hate to say this, Cyrus, but we are three white dudes short. Or as they say in Ebonics, "We be fucked".

 

[Dan]

Can't go wrong with a Con Air quote!

 

[Jimmyeatworld]

Can't go wrong with a Con Air quote!

Any other day that might seem strange.

 

[Dan]

"What's that?"
"That... Is a rock."

"They'd call me Johnny 600 if they knew the truth."

I could go on and on...

 

[Lefty Wilbury]

Put the bunny back in the box.

 

[Lefty Wilbury]

Agent Sims: I'm DEA, d'you know what the fuck that means?

Pinball: It means you're the most crooked ****** on the plane!