Don't Touch Other Peoples Balls..

[Lumpy 1]

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[fncceo]

Back off!

 

[Lumpy 1]

Luckily, kicking balls is okay...

 

[beautress]

Arf Arf!!!

 

[blackhawk]

Wow I mean seriously just fucking wow.

 

[sparky]

I bet you're wonderin' how I knew
Why my balls are turning blue
With some wuhan ho I screwed before
Between the two of us guys
I’d thought she’d say no more

It took me by surprise I must say
When I found out yesterday
Don't you know that I caught it my grapevine
Not much longer would it be mine
OooooOh I caught it in my grapevine
Oh I'm just about to lose my mind

Honey, honey yeah


I know a man ain't supposed to cry
But these tears I can't hold inside
Using some hand sanitizer for me
Would have saved so much hurt to pee

You could distanced by yourself
But your mask stayed on the shelf

Instead I caught it in my grapevine
How much longer would it be mine
Oh, I caught it in my grapevine
And I'm just about to lose my mind


Honey, honey yeah........

~S~ w/apologes to Marvin Gaye

 

[ColonelAngus]

I heard this on the Adam Curry podcast.

Fucking hilarious!

 

[BULLDOG]

I've never personally drawn anything on my balls, but I don't care if someone else wants to draw anything on theirs. Who knows --- in the future, ball art could be an accepted form of fine art. It's no dumber than when Faberge decided to make all of those really expensive eggs.

 

[DGS49]

Speaking as a long-time tennis afficionado, I have to say that it is considered rude to kick someone's balls under any circumstances. Pick them up, give 'em a little squeeze, and return them to their owner. If it causes you to get sick and die

I have never seen anyone kicked in the testicles in the context of a tennis match...hit in the testicles with a ball, certainly, but not kicked.

 

[Remodeling Maidiac]

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Hitler did like blondes

 

[BULLDOG]

Speaking as a long-time tennis afficionado, I have to say that it is considered rude to kick someone's balls under any circumstances. Pick them up, give 'em a little squeeze, and return them to their owner. If it causes you to get sick and die

I have never seen anyone kicked in the testicles in the context of a tennis match...hit in the testicles with a ball, certainly, but not kicked.

You never played tennis with my ex-wife.

 

[sakinago]

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So is this a pretty hard rule like thou shall not murder...or is it more like a speed limit that everyone breaks but as long as you don’t break it too much you’re ok

 

[bluzman61]

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Hilarious! And the woman talking at the tennis courts was a riot, SHE even couldn't keep from laughing from what she was saying. And the guy to the right of her looked like he was going to bust a gut any moment. Classic stuff, thanks for the post.

 

[bluzman61]

I bet you're wonderin' how I knew
Why my balls are turning blue
With some wuhan ho I screwed before
Between the two of us guys
I’d thought she’d say no more

It took me by surprise I must say
When I found out yesterday
Don't you know that I caught it my grapevine
Not much longer would it be mine
OooooOh I caught it in my grapevine
Oh I'm just about to lose my mind

Honey, honey yeah


I know a man ain't supposed to cry
But these tears I can't hold inside
Using some hand sanitizer for me
Would have saved so much hurt to pee

You could distanced by yourself
But your mask stayed on the shelf

Instead I caught it in my grapevine
How much longer would it be mine
Oh, I caught it in my grapevine
And I'm just about to lose my mind


Honey, honey yeah........

~S~ w/apologes to Marvin Gaye

Thanks, sparky! You truly ARE the poet laureate of this site. Nicely done.

 

[Andylusion]

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....... ugh....... they are worried about people touching tennis balls.

-_-

This is a real thing, that was actually said in this country.

Any bets on how many are actually going to follow that rule?

 

[Lumpy 1]

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....... ugh....... they are worried about people touching tennis balls.

-_-

This is a real thing, that was actually said in this country.

Any bets on how many are actually going to follow that rule?

Seems like you'd put on the hand sanitizer or gloves and squeeze tennis balls to your hearts content..