Crap. I'm hungry and didn't bring enough food.

[Big Black Dog]

Beer is good eatin'.

Beer is nothing but chilled Pony piss. If you're going to drink, I recommend Jack Daniels.

 

[Paulie]

Beer is good eatin'.

Beer is nothing but chilled Pony piss. If you're going to drink, I recommend Jack Daniels.

Drinking isn't always meant for getting drunk.

I don't see what a product like JD offers, other than inevitable inebriation.

Beer, on the other hand, has many other qualities besides getting you drunk.

I'm not knocking getting drunk, mind you. Just that alcohol doesn't always have to be meant for getting hammered.

 

[Big Black Dog]

Beer is good eatin'.

Beer is nothing but chilled Pony piss. If you're going to drink, I recommend Jack Daniels.

Drinking isn't always meant for getting drunk.

I don't see what a product like JD offers, other than inevitable inebriation.

Beer, on the other hand, has many other qualities besides getting you drunk.

I'm not knocking getting drunk, mind you. Just that alcohol doesn't always have to be meant for getting hammered.

You obviously don't understand the relationship between Jack Daniels and man. Jack Daniels is meant to be poured over about 3 ice cubes and sipped while discussing the events of the day after a good NASCAR race.