Halloween SOS-or HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[random3434]

Just now decided to go to a Halloween Party.

Peeps are dressing up, but I don't want to spend any money on a costume that I'll wear for a few hours, then put away for a year.....if ever wear again. (I don't do costumes but once every 10 years or so)

Anyhoooooooooooooooooo.......y'all are creative, right?


What kind of costume can I throw together here at home, and ideas?


Thanks!

 

[Revere]

The bacon bra never goes out of style. And you don't have to put it away for a year.

 

[uscitizen]

Hang a box of cheerios around your neck and stick a knife in it.

 

[uscitizen]

A cereal killer.

 

[Big Black Dog]

Go to the kitchen and get a spud. Take a length of string and use the ice pick to punch a hole clear through the spud. Run the string through the hole and bring it back around to it's beginning and tie a knot in it. It should look like a spud with a loop of string tied through it. Next, tie this string and spud to your penis. You will be going to the party as a "Dick Tator"! Good idea, huh?

 

[RadiomanATL]

T-shirt with a big letter "P" on it. Sharpie or mascara smeared around one eye.

Black eyed P.

 

[RadiomanATL]

Go to the kitchen and a spud. Take a length of string and use the ice pick to punch a hole clear through the spud. Run the string through the hole and bring it back around to it's beginning and tie a knot in it. It should look like a spud with a loop of string tied through it. Next, tie this string and spud to your penis. You will be going to the party as a "Dick Tator"! Good idea, huh?

I think she's missing one important ingredient for that one...

 

[Colin]

Strip naked. Put a contact lens over each nipple and make a spectacle of yourself!

 

[Big Black Dog]

Go to the kitchen and get a spud. Take a length of string and use the ice pick to punch a hole clear through the spud. Run the string through the hole and bring it back around to it's beginning and tie a knot in it. It should look like a spud with a loop of string tied through it. Next, tie this string and spud to your penis. You will be going to the party as a "Dick Tator"! Good idea, huh?

Ooops... Sorry girl. I forgot. You don't got no pecker. Silly me...

 

[Big Black Dog]

Stick a lemon into your "Mommie parts" and go as a SOUR PUSS.

 

[RadiomanATL]

Dress in pink and carry a feather.

What are you? Tickled pink.

 

[RadiomanATL]

Dress all in black, tie a shot glass around your neck.

A shot in the dark!

 

[RadiomanATL]

Black clothes and white face paint. Go as a mime.

Plus you can goof with people at the party then.

 

[RadiomanATL]

Need more?

 

[random3434]

Dress all in black, tie a shot glass around your neck.

A shot in the dark!

Right now that one is the WINNER>.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Wonder if anyone can top it?

 

[goldcatt]

PJ's, a robe, slippers, pigtails and a teddy bear. Classic.

 

[RadiomanATL]

Paint a box black and attach it to your back.

A refrigerator magnet.

 

[RadiomanATL]

Wear normal clothes, make a sign that says "Nudist on Strike."

 

[random3434]

PJ's, a robe, slippers, pigtails and a teddy bear. Classic.

You've met me, can you see me wearing that out?


But, if Dis let's me borrow her slippers............................maybe!

 

[random3434]

Wear normal clothes, make a sign that says "Nudist on Strike."

Oh, now that one is a good one too!