Captain Creeper
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There are certain people who walk among us that are so strikingly intelligent and progressive that they know what is best for us and the nation. One group of such folks is the “Democrat-Socialists”. My goodness, if only us lowlifes had the IQ to understand… we would be a good little proletariat, shut up, and do what we are told.
DemSocs are a very special group. Us low-lifes are the bane of their existence. I really feel bad for them, I really do. They are being unfairly repressed by the dumb herd. Well, I have a plan to liberate them.
First, we should create a virtual utopia for them. Obviously, they will need to be walled in with a a huge wall to keep us scumbags away from them, we can set up a palatial estate inside the walls full of all the luxuries and comforts they have become accustomed to.
Second, we will have to extract them from society. They will not want to go, because their will to make America better by converting it into a socialist paradise is so strong. Thus, for their own good, they must be tactically extracted from our society and relocated to their gated utopia. I analogize this to animal control relocating a bear when it gets loose in an urban area. They tranquilize it, put it in a truck, and haul it off to the woods.
It will be best for all concerned to extract these Demi-god socialists and relocating them to Mount Olympus while the rest of us lowlifes can drink beer and shoot off fireworks on July 4th.
DemSocs are a very special group. Us low-lifes are the bane of their existence. I really feel bad for them, I really do. They are being unfairly repressed by the dumb herd. Well, I have a plan to liberate them.
First, we should create a virtual utopia for them. Obviously, they will need to be walled in with a a huge wall to keep us scumbags away from them, we can set up a palatial estate inside the walls full of all the luxuries and comforts they have become accustomed to.
Second, we will have to extract them from society. They will not want to go, because their will to make America better by converting it into a socialist paradise is so strong. Thus, for their own good, they must be tactically extracted from our society and relocated to their gated utopia. I analogize this to animal control relocating a bear when it gets loose in an urban area. They tranquilize it, put it in a truck, and haul it off to the woods.
It will be best for all concerned to extract these Demi-god socialists and relocating them to Mount Olympus while the rest of us lowlifes can drink beer and shoot off fireworks on July 4th.
