Chuck Norris says Merry Christmas

[bigrebnc1775]

[ame=http://youtu.be/9W82sMSMJJg]Greetings from Chuck Norris (The epic Christmas split) - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Katzndogz]

That was good. Although, you gotta admit, Van Damme's split, being real, had more impact.

 

[TheOldSchool]

 

[Avatar4321]

You know, I heard that he was once bitten by a snake and after 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake finally died.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "slaughter".

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrHmcpRAZNs]Hitler Finds out Chuck Norris is Coming - [Episode Four] - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Moonglow]

That was good. Although, you gotta admit, Van Damme's split, being real, had more impact.

Chuck's a little old for that. I do love that fake beard and dyed hair though.
My sister would drool when Van Damme was on TV.

 

[Moonglow]

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[Moonglow]

Watch Enter the Dragon and see Chuck get his ass kicked by Bruce Lee.

 

[JWBooth]

Chuck Norris fears the Daryl.
Cute bit of computer animation.

 

[Avatar4321]

Watch Enter the Dragon and see Chuck get his ass kicked by Bruce Lee.

That's called acting, my friend. We all know the only way Chuck could get his ass kicked is if he consented.

 

[JOSweetHeart]

I love Chuck!

God bless you and him always!!!

Holly

P.S. I love that song that is played during the clip too.

 

[Harry Dresden]

Greetings from Chuck Norris (The epic Christmas split) - YouTube

you can tell he darkened his beard for this.....what a guy.....

 

[Harry Dresden]

Watch Enter the Dragon and see Chuck get his ass kicked by Bruce Lee.

wrong movie......

 

[Harry Dresden]

Watch Enter the Dragon and see Chuck get his ass kicked by Bruce Lee.

That's called acting, my friend. We all know the only way Chuck could get his ass kicked is if he consented.

in a fairly currant interview i caught...Chuck who apparently got to be pretty good friends with Bruce, said Bruce was probably the fastest man he has ever seen....and said they worked on that fight scene for days and said when it was all done they both had minor injuries and bruises......

 

[SteadyMercury]

That was good. Although, you gotta admit, Van Damme's split, being real, had more impact.

 

[SteadyMercury]

Chong Li... Chong Li... Chong Li...

 

[Sallow]

That was good. Although, you gotta admit, Van Damme's split, being real, had more impact.

Eyah..

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7FIvfx5J10]Volvo Trucks - The Epic Split feat. Van Damme (Live Test 6) - YouTube[/ame]

Van Damme, rocks.

Epic

 

[SteadyMercury]

Van Damme, rocks.

Van Damme splits.

Cain Velasquez rocks, and wrecks.

 

[Moonglow]

Watch Enter the Dragon and see Chuck get his ass kicked by Bruce Lee.

That's called acting, my friend. We all know the only way Chuck could get his ass kicked is if he consented.

 

[Moonglow]

Watch Enter the Dragon and see Chuck get his ass kicked by Bruce Lee.

wrong movie......

I snuck into to see that R rated movie under age. I am pretty sure it is.
All they showed was two skeeter bites on some Asian girls for the R rating.

Same with The Longest Yard, except they was white girls.