Christmas is So Offensive

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I would not expect a militant atheist to see it any other way.

Atheism is the truth, and you can t prove otherwise.

But your signature says that you are agnostic.

So why did you call me a militant atheist?

Because you are.

I guess you don't know the diff between agnostic and atheist. You should look it up.

Bad guess. I have yet to meet an agnostic. I don't believe they exist. I certainly don't believe you are one.

 

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I know enough to spot a troll, lol. Is that really the best you got?

So you're FOR gay marriage?

No. I'm for gay people.

You're against gay marriage but you're for gay people? lol. Someone not clear on the concept.

That would be you.

Why do you hate gays and hide behind your religion?

I don't hate gays or hide behind my religion. Why do you hate religion and want to abolish religion?

 

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Why should I do that? Are you going to thank all the ones who have done good things?

All Catholics should apologize for the behaviour of their church.

Is there anything else you would like me to apologize for?

Start with apologizing for your church's actions.

I believe that was addressed two posts ago. Is there anything else you would like me to apologize for?

Apologize for not knowing how to apologize properly.

That would be illogical. Is there anything else you would like me to apologize for? I did leave the cap off of the toothpaste. I could apologize for that.

 

[Taz]

Atheism is the truth, and you can t prove otherwise.

But your signature says that you are agnostic.

So why did you call me a militant atheist?

Because you are.

I guess you don't know the diff between agnostic and atheist. You should look it up.

Bad guess. I have yet to meet an agnostic. I don't believe they exist. I certainly don't believe you are one.

Oh, you're jealous of me. Cool.

 

[Taz]

So you're FOR gay marriage?

No. I'm for gay people.

You're against gay marriage but you're for gay people? lol. Someone not clear on the concept.

That would be you.

Why do you hate gays and hide behind your religion?

I don't hate gays or hide behind my religion. Why do you hate religion and want to abolish religion?

Religion makes people dumber and they stop looking for real answers.

 

[Taz]

All Catholics should apologize for the behaviour of their church.

Is there anything else you would like me to apologize for?

Start with apologizing for your church's actions.

I believe that was addressed two posts ago. Is there anything else you would like me to apologize for?

Apologize for not knowing how to apologize properly.

That would be illogical. Is there anything else you would like me to apologize for? I did leave the cap off of the toothpaste. I could apologize for that.

You could at least apologize for being a know it all who knows not much.

 

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But your signature says that you are agnostic.

So why did you call me a militant atheist?

Because you are.

I guess you don't know the diff between agnostic and atheist. You should look it up.

Bad guess. I have yet to meet an agnostic. I don't believe they exist. I certainly don't believe you are one.

Oh, you're jealous of me. Cool.

If it makes you better to see it that way, who am I to destroy your illusion.

 

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No. I'm for gay people.

You're against gay marriage but you're for gay people? lol. Someone not clear on the concept.

That would be you.

Why do you hate gays and hide behind your religion?

I don't hate gays or hide behind my religion. Why do you hate religion and want to abolish religion?

Religion makes people dumber and they stop looking for real answers.

I would not have expected a militant atheist like yourself to see it any other way.

 

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Is there anything else you would like me to apologize for?

Start with apologizing for your church's actions.

I believe that was addressed two posts ago. Is there anything else you would like me to apologize for?

Apologize for not knowing how to apologize properly.

That would be illogical. Is there anything else you would like me to apologize for? I did leave the cap off of the toothpaste. I could apologize for that.

You could at least apologize for being a know it all who knows not much.

I don't claim to be a know it all. I only claim to know more than you.

 

[Taz]

Start with apologizing for your church's actions.

I believe that was addressed two posts ago. Is there anything else you would like me to apologize for?

Apologize for not knowing how to apologize properly.

That would be illogical. Is there anything else you would like me to apologize for? I did leave the cap off of the toothpaste. I could apologize for that.

You could at least apologize for being a know it all who knows not much.

I don't claim to be a know it all. I only claim to know more than you.

You know more nonsense then I do, that's about it.

 

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I believe that was addressed two posts ago. Is there anything else you would like me to apologize for?

Apologize for not knowing how to apologize properly.

That would be illogical. Is there anything else you would like me to apologize for? I did leave the cap off of the toothpaste. I could apologize for that.

You could at least apologize for being a know it all who knows not much.

I don't claim to be a know it all. I only claim to know more than you.

You know more nonsense then I do, that's about it.

I don't believe it is possible for me to know more nonsense than you do.