Biff_Poindexter
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Trump's Wild Scheme: 'Bomb the Shit out of Russia' With U.S. F-22s Disguised as Chinese Planes
Trump told Republican donors that he wants to send American F-22 fighter jets painted with China's flag to bomb Russia.
www.rollingstone.com
"Speaking with Republican donors Saturday night, former President Donald Trump spitballed a wildly dangerous idea to send American F-22 fighter jets painted with the Chinese flag to bomb Russia. Trump proposed the United States ābomb the shit out of Russiaā with disguised planes, as if that would somehow fool Russian President Vladimir Putin into thinking that the CPP had attacked his country - "And then we say, China did it, we didnāt do it, China did it, and then they start fighting with each other and we sit back and watch,ā Trump said.
At one point, the former president expressed envy of North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un, describing Kimās hold over North Korea as ātotal controlā and saying he was impressed with how Kimās generals and staff ācoweredā in his presence. āHis people were sitting at attention,ā Trump said. āI looked at my people and said, āI want my people to act like that." Naturally, it wouldnāt be a Trump speech if he didnāt spend a significant chunk of time spewing election lies. The former president falsely claimed he had won the states of Wisconsin and Georgia and said that Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg influenced the election against him.
Well, obviously the knee-jerk reaction is to claim he is being "facetious" or "sarcastic" whenever Trump muses about something that if any other person said it; that person would be looked at as a clown....but, why can't we send over F-22s and paint Chinese flags on them? Putin may be a savvy genius but he would be totally fooled by this plan...yea, everyone knows that China's air force don't have jets made by Lockheed; but the plan can still work.
But yea, obviously Trump was joking...Trump is always just joking...
Trump quite possibly may be the funniest and most brilliant comedy mind in the last 20th century..more so than Pryor, Carlin and Chapelle....I mean, he jokes so much that he has essentially been reduced to a stand up comedian actually...Also, I don't believe his constant envy of Kim Jong Un is a joke; I think he really wishes he had it like that.....and to be fair, wouldn't this country be a lot better off if we had more people cowered in Trump's presence?