California's new tourism mottos?

[Remodeling Maidiac]

Come see history! We have all manner of midevil diseases on display and you don't need a museum pass to see them!

 

[Mortis]

Come visit our stupendous tent cities where we treat you more than just a guest! Even our many luxurious places come with FREE complimentary breakfasts. As well, as bird-eye's view overlooking the majestic Rocky Mountain and the amazing great Pacific Ocean.

What a better way to spend your next summer vacation where you can get a rare chance to not only meet a few illegal immigrants. But YOU can also dress up as one! You can participate in the many events like "The First Annual Jump the Wall" along the Mexican border. As well, as to take full advantage of the many other perks of being an "Illegal immigrant".

 

[Toddsterpatriot]

California.....we're the shit!!

 

[Marion Morrison]

"Come to Camp Downtown L.A."