Ok. I freely choose to reject the devil and all of his works. I reject your trinity as a false God, and I reject your fake substitute counterfeit Jesus, the antichrist, created by Rome, the scarlet beast, in 325 in the image and likeness of Mithras, with all the powerful supernatural miracles of the lie that scripture is to be taken literally. I reject your hierarchy as the hierarchy of hell, I reject your deception that the way to eternal life is by defying the Law of God and desecrating the words of Jesus, his teaching, which is the Actual Body of Christ. I am here and so I know.
And of my own free will I choose to conform to the straight narrow and difficult WAY that Jesus taught to understand and follow Divine Law, the only WAY to comply with the Law that fulfills the promise of abundant blessings and eternal life in the sanctuary of God here and now on earth, before you die, not at the end of time.
I made that decision and stuck with it a very long time ago, ever since I first heard about your maudlin bullshit story about a three in one God who diddled a bug to become a bug so he could be killed and eaten by bugs so they can remain bugs for the rest of their lives without being squashed because he loved the bug world so much.
Capisce?
I will not respond to you again unless you call me Sir, or unless I feel like making fun of you or reminding you about your coming destruction.
Now, vaffanculo pendejo.