Breaking News: Conservatives blame Obama for earthquake

[RDD_1210]

I thought the earthquake was Reagan rolling over in his grave over what has become of the Republican party.

 

[highway234]

if obama caused the earthquake, it's only because the republicans told him to or else they'd ruin the economy.

 

[Jarhead]

I just checked. Kenya was NOT affectd by the earthquake. That seals the deal. It was obviously caused by Obama.

 

[rightwinger]

Where are all the Republicans screaming that Obama needs to terminate his vacation to prevent further earthquakes?

 

[bigbull]

Well, I guess now we'll finally have some shovel-ready jobs

 

[Truthmatters]

God just hates having a black man as president.

you cant enjoy a little humor without criticizing religion and bringing up race.
You really need to lighten up. Even your humor is heavy.

It was as joke you silly git

 

[elvis]

God just hates having a black man as president.

Except we don't have a black man as President, you stupid fuck.

 

[uscitizen]

Everyone are racists.
They are prejudiced about the presidential race.

You're a bigot for calling it a 'race'. It's not fair if only the guy who can run the fastest wins.

Naah it is whomever can buy the biggest shoes.
it is a bought race.

 

[presence06]

the Tea Party! They did it. They want to scare you.

All your money are belong to us.

 

[California Girl]

God just hates having a black man as president.

you cant enjoy a little humor without criticizing religion and bringing up race.
You really need to lighten up. Even your humor is heavy.

It was as joke you silly git

Doesn't it tell you something when people can't tell that you're joking?

 

[Jarhead]

Where are all the Republicans screaming that Obama needs to terminate his vacation to prevent further earthquakes?

well....he should you know.

 

[California Girl]

Everyone are racists.
They are prejudiced about the presidential race.

You're a bigot for calling it a 'race'. It's not fair if only the guy who can run the fastest wins.

Naah it is whomever can buy the biggest shoes.
it is a bought race.

Facking racist.

 

[uscitizen]

I thought your kind of people thought God was black.

Actually she is sort of a mottly green.

Your god sounds like Kermit the Frog.

there is some resemblance.

Prove me wrong. Show me a picture.

 

[Jarhead]

God just hates having a black man as president.

you cant enjoy a little humor without criticizing religion and bringing up race.
You really need to lighten up. Even your humor is heavy.

It was as joke you silly git

My point exactly.

Whereas everyone elses jokes pretty much revolved around partisnaship and spoof...yours borught in race and religion....two very sensitive issues.

You truly do not know how to have fun. That is quite obvious.

 

[Two Thumbs]

So far, and I kid you not, I have read "honest" claims that it's HAARP or all the Fracking we are doing.

But lets not mention all the coal mines, coal is black and that's just racist.

So I'm going with the Butterfly effect.

Not the theory, I think there was a public showing of the movie, and everyone just decided to leave all at once, and the stampede caused the quack.

 

[Truthmatters]

you cant enjoy a little humor without criticizing religion and bringing up race.
You really need to lighten up. Even your humor is heavy.

It was as joke you silly git

My point exactly.

Whereas everyone elses jokes pretty much revolved around partisnaship and spoof...yours borught in race and religion....two very sensitive issues.

You truly do not know how to have fun. That is quite obvious.

You truely know how to hate non stop

 

[highway234]

you cant enjoy a little humor without criticizing religion and bringing up race.
You really need to lighten up. Even your humor is heavy.

It was as joke you silly git

Doesn't it tell you something when people can't tell that you're joking?

i could tell. not sure why you couldn't.

 

[Truthmatters]

a brain filled with hate

 

[Two Thumbs]

you cant enjoy a little humor without criticizing religion and bringing up race.
You really need to lighten up. Even your humor is heavy.

It was as joke you silly git

Doesn't it tell you something when people can't tell that you're joking?

She told me she doesn't tell jokes.

so

 

[FuelRod]

Actually she is sort of a mottly green.

Your god sounds like Kermit the Frog.

there is some resemblance.

Prove me wrong. Show me a picture.

You are welcome to worship whatever you would like in this country.
My money is on the God of Abraham, Issac and Jacob.