Blatantly false facts

[BDBoop]

The next person who posts has to take part of my blatantly false fact, and make a related blatantly false fact.

So I say "The moon is made of cheese," and you make a claim about the moon, or cheese, or making something.

 

[Moonglow]

The Moon has acne.

 

[BDBoop]

Oh, ffs you two.

Game folder? See? Games. Fun. You have a whole board for partisan bullshit.

 

[Caroljo]

The earth is not round.

 

[Moonglow]

Round is square.

 

[BDBoop]

Square is just an arbitrary word, and usually refers to jellyfish.

 

[Moonglow]

jellyfish make good cement.

 

[BDBoop]

elderberries make good cement.

Should somehow relate to my post.

 

[naomibee]

cement is really made from egg shells

 

[Gracie]

All people lay eggs.

 

[BDBoop]

Eggs are failed alien implantation experiments.

 

[bodecea]

Eggs are failed alien implantation experiments.

Experiment prove nothing.

 

[Baruch Menachem]

babies arise from comets

 

[The Professor]

babies arise from comets

Only constipated communists would comment about comets. I say that with all due respect to bird watchers and octogenarians.

 

[Two Thumbs]

babies arise from comets

Only constipated communists would comment about comets. I say that with all due respect to bird watchers and octogenarians.

bird watchers poop on birds while flying kites

 

[BDBoop]

Kite-flying was invented by George Washington to warn the Redcoats that the British were coming.

 

[Billo_Really]

Kite-flying was invented by George Washington to warn the Redcoats that the British were coming.

The British came and didn't want to hold your hand.

 

[Baruch Menachem]

The british came. Was it as good for you as it was for them?

 

[Two Thumbs]

The british came. Was it as good for you as it was for them?

It was good for them b/c nerds can download an app for that

 

[Billo_Really]

It was good for them b/c nerds can download an app for that

I downloaded the app and all it did was raise my cable bill.