Blatantly false facts

[percysunshine]

When my cable bill goes up, France invades somebody.

 

[chikenwing]

Dark sunniness

 

[Darkwind]

Eggs are failed alien implantation experiments.

Wait.....what are the rules? Didn't you say blatant falsehoods?

 

[chikenwing]

Eggs are failed alien implantation experiments.

Wait.....what are the rules? Didn't you say blatant falsehoods?

I knew it!

 

[Billo_Really]

Eggs are failed alien implantation experiments.

Wait.....what are the rules? Didn't you say blatant falsehoods?

But there has to be a "tie" to the preceding post, then proceed with a new blatant falsehood of your own choosing. You can be creative and make up any falsehood you want, but at no time can you disrespect the Lakers or Kobe Bryant. That's in the rules to.

 

[percysunshine]

Eggs are failed alien implantation experiments.

Wait.....what are the rules? Didn't you say blatant falsehoods?

But there has to be a "tie" to the preceding post, then proceed with a new blatant falsehood of your own choosing. You can be creative and make up any falsehood you want, but at no time can you disrespect the Lakers or Kobe Bryant. That's in the rules to.

Kobe Bryant wears ugly ties.

 

[Billo_Really]

Kobe Bryant wears ugly ties.

Ties are ugly when men want to cheat on their wives.

 

[Sunshine]

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[percysunshine]

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The statements of a jellyfish are false.

 

[Baruch Menachem]

Men are by nature monogamous

 

[BDBoop]

Monogamy is something that happens when mommy and daddy love each other very much, right up until mommy meets somebody in her Second Life game, while daddy is off working hard to keep mommy in the style to which she's become accustomed.

 

[Pop23]

Monogamy is a great material to make furniture out of.

 

[Mr Natural]

The ancient Aztecs would sacrifice their furniture at the altar of the Gods.

 

[hjmick]

Minnesota is Dakota for small fizzy beverage...

 

[alan1]

The ancient Aztecs would sacrifice their furniture at the altar of the Gods.

And the gods rewarded them with new cars.

 

[eagle1462010]

The new cars had bars..........

 

[eagle1462010]

The Bars had tequila...........

 

[eagle1462010]

tequila makes her clothes fall off

 

[Pop23]

tequila makes her clothes fall off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPc8116cHlE

My wife hates shopping for clothes

 

[bigrebnc1775]

clothes make the man.