Blacks created electricity 2000 years before whites buried the information.
Blacks routinely flew to the moon in the 4th century, before, you guessed it, whites destroyed the historical records.
The first Indy 500 winner would have been black, but in desperation to steal the win, whites put up a 'whites only' sign across pit lane, forcing the black driver to run out of gas. Later, at the post-race banquet, all records of Tyrone Andretti being there were burned in the fireplace.
The first jet airplane was invented and flown by a black man in Tunisia. Whites quickly shot it down, and buried the evidence.
The automobile was invented by Jahmir Benz, and later Tyrell Ford adapted the manufacture of the automobile to what he referred to as an 'assembly line'. Whites quickly tore it down obviously.
Jamal Edison invented the light bulb, but whites quickly threw a blanket over it, and Jamal was never heard from again.
Television was commonplace in the African jungle over 1000 years ago. Whites heard about it, created 'I Love Lucy' and Gilligan's Island', which quickly drove the jungle-goers insane, which then eventually led to the Hollwood writers' strike and the death of all television. Whites reintroduced the invention hundreds of years later, and of course took all the credit.
Air Conditioning was invented by Montrell-Jones Carrier, but at the demonstration in New York, whites attached hair dryers to the outlet, making everyone that were present for the demonstration, warmer than they already were. Stupid whites in attendance were overheard remarking about the irony, and cracking jokes about Montrell's invention, saying he must have forgotten to put snow, or popsicles in it first. Speaking of, blacks invented the popsicle.
Malcom Y Google invented the internet in 1649, but whites leery of it's social media implications immediately banned YikYak, saying it would ruin kids, and imprison them in their bedrooms, and would make them want to be Drag Kings. Whites of course lynched Malcom, and the internet was reintroduced hundreds of years later, and once again right on cue, white males took credit for creating it.
Blacks invented soccer. Whites said, 'ok, you can have that one'.