Savings are up? Sure they are, as everyone is scared to death to finance anything!
Corporate profits up? I believe that, since the extra dollars they are bringing in are worth far less than the dollars from just a few years ago.
While the OP is comical, you have to give him kudos for the "lipstick on a pig" propaganda. How many people would go to hurting people, and try and convince them they are not hurting, and everything is wonderful. All the OP is doing is spinning, lol. I seriously doubt he believes what he is saying, but then again; he doesn't have to believe it, as his main purpose is to get others to believe his rosy assumptions by posting, and spinning the outcomes.