Bad puns, anyone?

[Shawnee_b]

Thanks for your series of puns, Shawnee. Nice!

You're welcome. Introduced in freshman year HS! Had one student awesome at puns and uguly bitch teacher too, they would go back and forth!

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing

Geology rocks, but Geography is where it’s at!

I would tell you an unemployment joke, but none of them work..

 

[bluzman61]

Did you hear about the decorated soldier who was ceremonial cremated after he died? He certainly URNED it........

 

[bluzman61]

Have you heard about the new insurance company that covers your loses if you should have large amounts of cheese stolen? It's called All-Cheese, and their motto and promise is, "You're in GOUDA hands with All-Cheese".........

 

[bluzman61]

Have you heard about the new insurance company that covers your loses if you should have large amounts of cheese stolen? It's called All-Cheese, and their motto and promise is, "You're in GOUDA hands with All-Cheese".........

OK, there's no WHEY I should have posted this, but what the heck, what's better for YOU is CHEDDAR for ME! You Cheddar You Bet! (Apologies to Pete Towshend and Roger Daltrey.)