Bad puns, anyone?

[Shawnee_b]

Thanks for your series of puns, Shawnee. Nice!

You're welcome. Introduced in freshman year HS! Had one student awesome at puns and uguly ***** teacher too, they would go back and forth!

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing

Geology rocks, but Geography is where it’s at!

I would tell you an unemployment joke, but none of them work..

 

[bluzman61]

Did you hear about the decorated soldier who was ceremonial cremated after he died? He certainly URNED it........

 

[bluzman61]

Have you heard about the new insurance company that covers your loses if you should have large amounts of cheese stolen? It's called All-Cheese, and their motto and promise is, "You're in GOUDA hands with All-Cheese".........

 

[bluzman61]

Have you heard about the new insurance company that covers your loses if you should have large amounts of cheese stolen? It's called All-Cheese, and their motto and promise is, "You're in GOUDA hands with All-Cheese".........

OK, there's no WHEY I should have posted this, but what the heck, what's better for YOU is CHEDDAR for ME! You Cheddar You Bet! (Apologies to Pete Towshend and Roger Daltrey.)