g5000
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Okay. So you just committed an insurrection at the Capitol and trashed House Speaker Pelosi's office. Then, when you get home to Buttfuck, Kentucky you notice your rock autographed by Roger Stone must have fallen out of one of the holes in your head while you were storming our democracy.
So you call Nancy Pelosi's office to ask if they found it, and can you have it back.
They kindly ask for your name and address so they can return it to you. Cool!
The next thing you know, the FBI is slapping the cuffs on you.
I mean...what the...how stupid...seriously?
So you call Nancy Pelosi's office to ask if they found it, and can you have it back.
They kindly ask for your name and address so they can return it to you. Cool!
The next thing you know, the FBI is slapping the cuffs on you.
I mean...what the...how stupid...seriously?
Capitol rioters called Nancy Pelosi's office looking for a 'lost and found' for items they left behind on January 6, according to Rep. Jamie Raskin
Raskin told Insider about the calls to Pelosi's office from rioters who left phones and purses there. Capitol police took down their information.
www.businessinsider.com
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