Are you a prostitute?

[Bonzi]

Would you have sex with someone you are totally not attracted to for a price?

What would your price be?

What about someone of the opposite sex or opposite your sexual orientation?

What would be your price?

 

[mdk]

If I was single, desperate, and, for the right price.

"Everything is worth what the purchaser will pay for it." Publilius Syrus

 

[mamooth]

Should we be retelling the old joke? You know, the one that ends with "... now we're just haggling."

Or there's another one that says "A million bucks will buy a lot of mouthwash."

 

[Bonzi]

If I was single, desperate, and, for the right price.

"Everything is worth what the purchaser will pay for it." Publilius Syrus

I don't think I could do it... ever... I'd rather die then sleep with someone I don't want to sleep with.
I'm not judging, it's just how I'm built mentally/psychologically.... ?
Or maybe I'm just hard-headed!

 

[Bonzi]

Should we be retelling the old joke? You know, the one that ends with "... now we're just haggling."

Or there's another one that says "A million bucks will buy a lot of mouthwash."

I have never heard either!!!!

 

[mdk]

If I was single, desperate, and, for the right price.

"Everything is worth what the purchaser will pay for it." Publilius Syrus

I don't think I could do it... ever... I'd rather die then sleep with someone I don't want to sleep with.
I'm not judging, it's just how I'm built mentally/psychologically.... ?
Or maybe I'm just hard-headed!

I don't think I could either. I was being cheeky.

 

[Bonzi]

If I was single, desperate, and, for the right price.

"Everything is worth what the purchaser will pay for it." Publilius Syrus

I don't think I could do it... ever... I'd rather die then sleep with someone I don't want to sleep with.
I'm not judging, it's just how I'm built mentally/psychologically.... ?
Or maybe I'm just hard-headed!

I don't think I could either. I was being cheeky.

well unless it was me - you'd try for free right???? <wink wink!>

 

[mdk]

If I was single, desperate, and, for the right price.

"Everything is worth what the purchaser will pay for it." Publilius Syrus

I don't think I could do it... ever... I'd rather die then sleep with someone I don't want to sleep with.
I'm not judging, it's just how I'm built mentally/psychologically.... ?
Or maybe I'm just hard-headed!

I don't think I could either. I was being cheeky.

well unless it was me - you'd try for free right???? <wink wink!>

Only after the Mickey Finn took effect.

 

[mamooth]

Okay, the jokes

---
A good looking woman is having a drink in a bar after work. She sees a stretch limo pull up, a very-well dressed man is escorted out by his bodyguards, and he walks into the bar and addresses her.

"I saw through the window how beautiful you were, and can't resist asking. Will you sleep with me for a million dollars?"

She thinks about it, how much money a million dollars is, and hesitatingly says "Alright".

He then responds "Okay, will you sleep with me for ten bucks?".

Shocked, she replies "What kind of girl do you think I am?".

He answers "We established that with the first question. Now we're just haggling."
---

And with that joke, the joke is often omitted, and the punchline "Now we're just haggling" is used as a response in many situations, not just sex, where someone has sold out their morality.

The second joke is quicker and cruder. One drunk straight guy asks another "Would you suck a dick for a million dollars?", and the other responds "Hey, a million bucks will buy a lot of mouthwash."

 

[Correll]

I really don't think I would, even for ten million.

I'd rather work the rest of my life than have to tell my daughter where our family money came from.

 

[SixFoot]

Hell, I'd **** Hillary's daughter for 10 mil. My wife would prolly even let me give it the ol' donkey punch when I'm done.

 

[PredFan]

I have to say no, not for any price. If I found them repulsive, I'd be unable to perform.

 

[ChrisL]

I don't know if I could have sex with someone I found repulsive. Is it worth any amount of money to degrade myself by having sex with someone I find repulsive? Just one time and just a quickie for a million dollars? Hmm.

 

[Bonzi]

It's hard to say - if you are in a desperate position - kids to support etc. I just don't think I could do it under any circumstance. I guess it's a pride thing..... but you never know what you would do.

 

[ChrisL]

It's hard to say - if you are in a desperate position - kids to support etc. I just don't think I could do it under any circumstance. I guess it's a pride thing..... but you never know what you would do.

Definitely. If you are already a millionaire and don't need any money, then the answer would probably be no. Lol. Unfortunately, most of us are not in that situation, so might think about it before saying no. Some people might think they could go through with it, but when it came time they would probably back out.

 

[ChrisL]

Do you think it would be easier to have sex with someone you found physically repulsive or "emotionally" (whatever) repulsive?

 

[Ravi]

Republican or Democrat?

 

[Bonzi]

Republican or Democrat?

Whichever is most offensive.
How about Charles Manson?

 

[ChrisL]

I bet for men, they would have a harder time having sex with someone they found physically repulsive. I think it might be a combination of both for the women.

I remember the Casey Anthony fiasco, when guys were wanting to see her naked and talking about how hot she was; also Jodi Arias. Is there anyone MORE repulsive than the two of them? Didn't seem to matter to some guys; only that they were attractive women.

 

[ChrisL]

Republican or Democrat?

Whichever is most offensive.
How about Charles Manson?

Yuck! Not for all the money in the world! He is both, physically and personality wise repulsive.