lolI like when I go into church and see Jesus as a blue-eyed blonde from Sweden. That makes me feel culturally comfortable.
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lolI like when I go into church and see Jesus as a blue-eyed blonde from Sweden. That makes me feel culturally comfortable.
Anti science tardsGod isn't flesh and blood. He can manipulate cells however. Why is that difficult for anti science tards?No, back on page 1, Death Angel said God made Jesus without doing the dirty
You're the ass hole that posits the mary rape theoryAnti science tardsGod isn't flesh and blood. He can manipulate cells however. Why is that difficult for anti science tards?No, back on page 1, Death Angel said God made Jesus without doing the dirty
Mary was fuckin dudes behind her husband's backYou're the ass hole that posits the mary rape theoryAnti science tardsGod isn't flesh and blood. He can manipulate cells however. Why is that difficult for anti science tards?No, back on page 1, Death Angel said God made Jesus without doing the dirty
I'm the ass hole that posits the Mary was fuckin dudes behind her husband's back theory
im thinking we need a unified theory here -
Those scenes at the end of a movie where the klansmen slowly take their hood off and realize the tragedy of their belief - crossed with a sequel to the passion of the christ - would be an epic movie ideaJesus was black.
Did y'all know that?
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Damn, it would be fucking hilarious to see those Christian Klansmen at the Pearly Gates expecting to enter eternal paradise only to have God show up looking like he just got off the plane from Kinshasa.
Hell yeah there's something wrong with that, lol I don't believe in cheating on your spouse what ya talkin aboutMary was fuckin dudes behind her husband's backYou're the ass hole that posits the mary rape theoryAnti science tardsGod isn't flesh and blood. He can manipulate cells however. Why is that difficult for anti science tards?No, back on page 1, Death Angel said God made Jesus without doing the dirty
I'm the ass hole that posits the Mary was fuckin dudes behind her husband's back theory
im thinking we need a unified theory here -
Not that there's anything wrong with that, right, G.T.?
In all seriousness, i figure she was just a hoe.You're the ass hole that posits the mary rape theoryAnti science tardsGod isn't flesh and blood. He can manipulate cells however. Why is that difficult for anti science tards?No, back on page 1, Death Angel said God made Jesus without doing the dirty
I'm the ass hole that posits the Mary was fuckin dudes behind her husband's back theory
im thinking we need a unified theory here -
All we’re missing is rice, bones and Ravi.
what do you see blacks as restaurants? feels awkward calling them stars : 0In related news, my ex wife was a small part african and nathan bedford forrest was her great great great uncle.
I always had fun with that one.
She was kumakunta and i was the greedy jew with the big nose.
Only time i ever called a black a ****** and they thought it was funny lol
Interesting. B-day just the other day too.Just turned 33!Gtfo i said i was a jew, not that i liked faggotsSome of you know, i am a fairly close descendent of an ashkenazi jew. Only jew i know of in my family, so she slept out of her bloodline. Musta been a whore.. or she got raped by god like Mary..
anyways...
The ashkenazi tribe was the majority of rome when jesus died. So, i believe my ancestors killed jesus.
Since we all know the illogical mentality of the abrahamic god, am i doomed for the sins of my ancestors? We all know how god feels about that shit...
Should i be scared for my soul?
No but whoever taught you history needs to be flogged.
You said half-Jew. How old are you again?
All we’re missing is rice, bones and Ravi.
Pascal's Wager is in effect calling your God an idiot that cant tell the difference.As an investor and trader well-versed in risk and probability, I’m a Christian because of Pascal’s Wager.
God Bless Me.
Given that the gang followed me here I’m going to have to disagree.All we’re missing is rice, bones and Ravi.
They're right here..in your head.
She wasn't married yet.Hell yeah there's something wrong with that, lol I don't believe in cheating on your spouse what ya talkin aboutMary was fuckin dudes behind her husband's backYou're the ass hole that posits the mary rape theoryAnti science tardsGod isn't flesh and blood. He can manipulate cells however. Why is that difficult for anti science tards?No, back on page 1, Death Angel said God made Jesus without doing the dirty
I'm the ass hole that posits the Mary was fuckin dudes behind her husband's back theory
im thinking we need a unified theory here -
Not that there's anything wrong with that, right, G.T.?