am i doomed to hell?

[TNHarley]

Your thread is a troll thread designed to get the responses you're getting

Thank you Care4all. Sometimes we actually agree. Makes my day!

You talk to yourself? So many things make sense now

 

[Weatherman2020]

Some of you know, i am a fairly close descendent of an ashkenazi jew. Only jew i know of in my family, so she slept out of her bloodline. Musta been a whore.. or she got raped by god like Mary..
anyways...
The ashkenazi tribe was the majority of rome when jesus died. So, i believe my ancestors killed jesus.
Since we all know the illogical mentality of the abrahamic god, am i doomed for the sins of my ancestors? We all know how god feels about that shit...
Should i be scared for my soul?

Stinky bait.
You’ve already stated there is no evidence that could change you from being a moronic God hating athiest.

 

[DandyDonovan]

I asked the Spaghetti God if the flood happened, He told me no, so I ate Him. Delicious.

 

[hjmick]

Should i be scared for my soul?

Probably...

 

[TNHarley]

Some of you know, i am a fairly close descendent of an ashkenazi jew. Only jew i know of in my family, so she slept out of her bloodline. Musta been a whore.. or she got raped by god like Mary..
anyways...
The ashkenazi tribe was the majority of rome when jesus died. So, i believe my ancestors killed jesus.
Since we all know the illogical mentality of the abrahamic god, am i doomed for the sins of my ancestors? We all know how god feels about that shit...
Should i be scared for my soul?

Stinky bait.
You’ve already stated there is no evidence that could change you from being a moronic God hating athiest.

Im not an atheist. I just dont believe in YOUR god.
You are a creationist. Evidence is a sin to you.

 

[DandyDonovan]

Some of you know, i am a fairly close descendent of an ashkenazi jew. Only jew i know of in my family, so she slept out of her bloodline. Musta been a whore.. or she got raped by god like Mary..
anyways...
The ashkenazi tribe was the majority of rome when jesus died. So, i believe my ancestors killed jesus.
Since we all know the illogical mentality of the abrahamic god, am i doomed for the sins of my ancestors? We all know how god feels about that shit...
Should i be scared for my soul?

Stinky bait.
You’ve already stated there is no evidence that could change you from being a moronic God hating athiest.

Im not an atheist. I just dont believe in YOUR god.
You are a creationist. Evidence is a sin to you.

I could convince you that there is absolutely positively no way that our planet and all the life on it JUST HAPPENED that some intelligent creator was behind it.

Liberals, however, prove that he was in no way a perfect being.

 

[hjmick]

I asked the Spaghetti God if the flood happened, He told me no, so I ate Him. Delicious.

If you did indeed speak to him, you would know it's the Flying Spaghetti Monster... You, sir, are no Pastafarian...

 

[Vastator]

Some of you know, i am a fairly close descendent of an ashkenazi jew. Only jew i know of in my family, so she slept out of her bloodline. Musta been a whore.. or she got raped by god like Mary..
anyways...
The ashkenazi tribe was the majority of rome when jesus died. So, i believe my ancestors killed jesus.
Since we all know the illogical mentality of the abrahamic god, am i doomed for the sins of my ancestors? We all know how god feels about that shit...
Should i be scared for my soul?

Nah... No worries Jesus faked it. People who knew him saw him milling about a few days later. Then he split town.

 

[ding]

Some of you know, i am a fairly close descendent of an ashkenazi jew. Only jew i know of in my family, so she slept out of her bloodline. Musta been a whore.. or she got raped by god like Mary..
anyways...
The ashkenazi tribe was the majority of rome when jesus died. So, i believe my ancestors killed jesus.
Since we all know the illogical mentality of the abrahamic god, am i doomed for the sins of my ancestors? We all know how god feels about that shit...
Should i be scared for my soul?

You see God as a fairytale so everything you see will be skewed towards that result.

You should fear being ignorant and biased.

 

[Marion Morrison]

Come to the Goy side! We have bacon!

 

[Mindful]

Some of you know, i am a fairly close descendent of an ashkenazi jew. Only jew i know of in my family, so she slept out of her bloodline. Musta been a whore.. or she got raped by god like Mary..
anyways...
The ashkenazi tribe was the majority of rome when jesus died. So, i believe my ancestors killed jesus.
Since we all know the illogical mentality of the abrahamic god, am i doomed for the sins of my ancestors? We all know how god feels about that shit...
Should i be scared for my soul?

Nah... No worries Jesus faked it. People who knew him saw him milling about a few days later. Then he split town.

He sailed over to the South of France with his mother, a couple of other Mary's, and his children. I've visited that town in the Camargue.

 

[Mindful]

Come to the Goy side! We have bacon!

Jews are permitted to eat boiled ham. As a cure for headache.

 

[danielpalos]

any nice girls want to help me not be, ninety-eight cents short.

 

[ding]

Couldn’t they just take some salt?

 

[aaronleland]

or she got raped by god like Mary

Mary wasn't RAPED jackass

Why so defensive? I'd feel honored to be raped by the Almighty.

 

[Mindful]

any nice girls want to help me not be, ninety-eight cents short.

You'll find plenty down in hell. They might even prick you with some forks to see if you're done.

 

[Mindful]

or she got raped by god like Mary

Mary wasn't RAPED jackass

Why so defensive? I'd feel honored to be raped by the Almighty.

Zeus used to do that to earthly maidens. There's a painting about it.

 

[Meriweather]

Should i be scared for my soul?

No. At least not for anything any of your ancestors may have done.

 

[danielpalos]

any nice girls want to help me not be, ninety-eight cents short.

You'll find plenty down in hell. They might even prick you with some forks to see if you're done.

nice girls should not mind helping out, for the greater glory of our immortal souls.

 

[Meriweather]

I also think that if something was so powerful and intelligent to create our reality, he wouldnt be a genocidal, vengeful tyrant.

He is not. Your interpretation of Old Testament stories can be summed up in one word: Wrong.