The media and even this message board have all kinds of talk about Michelle Obama turning 50. Like turning 50 is some sort of milestone. It's not.
The two milestone birthdays are 36 and 42.
Trust me, I know. I've been 36, I've been 42 and I've been 50. 36 and 42 are way more important than 50.
I'm sure people are asking themselves right now, what is important about turning 36 or 42, those seem like random numbers. But they aren't.
The mark of a decade, such as 50, isn't random, but it doesn't really matter either, it's just a number, but turning 36 or 42--- yeah, there is significance to that. Let me explain.
When you are 36, that is the first time you can legally have sex with somebody half your age.
When you are 42 you can legally get somebody half your age drunk before you have sex with them.
Yep, 36 and 42 are way better than 50.
The two milestone birthdays are 36 and 42.
Trust me, I know. I've been 36, I've been 42 and I've been 50. 36 and 42 are way more important than 50.
I'm sure people are asking themselves right now, what is important about turning 36 or 42, those seem like random numbers. But they aren't.
The mark of a decade, such as 50, isn't random, but it doesn't really matter either, it's just a number, but turning 36 or 42--- yeah, there is significance to that. Let me explain.
When you are 36, that is the first time you can legally have sex with somebody half your age.
When you are 42 you can legally get somebody half your age drunk before you have sex with them.
Yep, 36 and 42 are way better than 50.