A timeless classic

[NightTrain]

 

[NightTrain]

And who could forget this masterpiece?

 

[NightTrain]

Forgot about this one....

 

[onestmieuxici]

I like that one better

 

[jimnyc]

I'd rather be looked at as an aggressor than a pussy.

 

[onestmieuxici]

That one's not too shabby either

 

[onestmieuxici]

And that one

 

[onestmieuxici]

ROTFLMAO

 

[jimnyc]

Would you rather be "dumb" and have honor and a set of balls, or suave like the French with a yellow streak down your backside?

 

[onestmieuxici]

One more for jack@ss jimnyc

 

[jimnyc]

Originally posted by onestmieuxici
One more for jack@ss jimnyc

All your pictures load extremely slow, and the last one didn't load at all. I couldn't help but notice they are hosted on French servers. Were they afraid to pass data into the USA?

 

[janeeng]

Jeez, I see this board is loading up with some dumbass LIBERALS!!!! hehe!!!!

 

[onestmieuxici]

"All your pictures load extremely slow, and the last one didn't load at all. I couldn't help but notice they are hosted on French servers. Were they afraid to pass data into the USA?"

Not if you can afford a DSL connection, loser! You must live in a shithole around NYC and be paid minimum wage.

Plastic or paper?

Here is another pic for ya.

 

[jimnyc]

Originally posted by onestmieuxici
Not if you can afford a DSL connection, loser! You must live in a shithole around NYC and be paid minimum wage.

You're right, no DSL for me. I have a cable connection from Optimum Online! I have the fastest possible home connection available to the regular home user in the entire USA. My download speeds are capped at 10Mbps and my upload speeds at 1Mbps. Average ping response times are always below 50ms. I can literally download a 64meg file in 1 minute and 10 seconds! But, it takes nearly 2 minutes to download your pictures off of a French server. Great quality!

And I live in one of the richest cities in the entire state of NY, in the top 10 in fact.

So what exactly did this Frenchman do to you in Pittsburgh?

 

[lilcountriegal]

I have a cable connection from Optimum Online! I have the fastest possible home connection available to the regular home user in the entire USA. My download speeds are capped at 10Mbps and my upload speeds at 1Mbps. Average ping response times are always below 50ms. I can literally download a 64meg file in 1 minute

C'mon Jim. We're dealing with a misplaced frenchman here.

Must...........speak..........slowly.

Say something he can relate to.... "My internet connection is faster than the average frenchman tossin a white flag". now THAT he can relate to

 

[jimnyc]

Originally posted by lilcountriegal
"My internet connection is faster than the average frenchman tossin a white flag". now THAT he can relate to

My connection isn't THAT fast. To keep up with the average speed of a frenchman waving the white flag I would need a direct fiber connection to a backbone provider.

 

[onestmieuxici]

"You're right, no DSL for me. I have a cable connection from Optimum Online! I have the fastest possible home connection available to the regular home user in the entire USA.

I can appreciate your tremendous modesty! Another US jingoistic arrogant and boastful moron.

And I bet you wonder why 99% of the planet hates your guts.

"And I live in one of the richest cities in the entire state of NY, in the top 10 in fact."

That should position it in the bottom 50 in the US!

I remember the last sweepstake in USA Today:

1st prize: 3 days vacation in NY State
2nd prize: 7 days vacation in NY State


Hahahahaha!

 

[janeeng]

MORON ALERT!!!!

 

[jimnyc]

I can appreciate your tremendous modesty! Another US jingoistic arrogant and boastful moron.

I can only laugh when a lowly frenchman starts talking tough *giggle*.

That should position it in the bottom 50 in the US!

Some of the highest ranking places to live in the nation are in New York. You need an education, son! I'm starting to think you aren't just flaming, that you truly are retarded.

Either way, eat a shit sandwich and die. :finger:

 

[onestmieuxici]

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