Zone1 a short and simple poll about religions

[Zebra]

Which religion is yours?

The poll is anonymous, of course

 

[Zebra]

I say it in Latin:

Credo in Unum Deum ....
... et Unam Sanctam Catholicam et Apostolicam Ecclesiam

 

[BULLDOG]

You left out Pastafarian.

 

[lg325]

Born again christian. Independent, Fundemental, Missionary Baptist

 

[Zebra]

You left out Pastafarian.

No, I didn't.
Just look into the list.

 

[Zebra]

We have 4 voters already!
Now that was quick!

 

[Dogmaphobe]

Agnostic.

I only know what I can know.

 

[Zebra]

You left out Pastafarian.

I would not dream of naming them extra in the list
Who I might have named extra: the Anglicans

 

[BackAgain]

Which religion is yours?

The poll is anonymous, of course

I don’t see “pineapple.”

 

[Zebra]

I don’t see “pineapple.”

And I will not see you any more.

 

[Zebra]

You left out Pastafarian.

I prefer the IPU:

The Invisible Pink Unicorn (IPU) is the goddess of a parody religion used to satirize theistic beliefs, taking the form of a unicorn that is paradoxically both invisible and pink.[1] The IPU is a rhetorical illustration used by atheists and other religious skeptics as a contemporary version of Russell's teapot, sometimes mentioned in conjunction with the Flying Spaghetti Monster.[2]

The IPU is used to argue that supernatural beliefs are arbitrary by, for example, replacing the word God in any theistic statement with Invisible Pink Unicorn.[3] The mutually exclusive attributes of pinkness and invisibility, coupled with the inability to disprove the IPU's existence, satirize properties that some theists attribute to a theistic deity.[4]

Invisible Pink Unicorn - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Zebra]

Credo in unum Deum,
Patrem omnipotentem,
factorem caeli et terrae,
visibilium omnium, et invisibilium
et in unum Dominum Iesum, Christum,
Filium Dei unigenitum
et ex Patre natum ante omnia saecula.
Deum de Deo,
lumen de lumine,
Deum vero de Deo vero.
Genitum, non factum,
consubstantialem Patri per quem omnia facta sunt.
Qui propter nos homines et propter nostram salutem
descendit de caelis.
et incarnatus est de Spiritu Sancto ex Maria virgine
et homo factus est .
Crucifixus etiam pro nobis,
sub Pontio Pilato passus et sepultus est.
Resurrexit tertia die,
secundum Scripturas
et ascendit in caelum:
sedet ad dexteram Patris
et iterum venturus est cum gloria
iudicare vivos et mortuos
cuius regni non erit finis
et in Spiritum Sanctum, Dominum et vivificantem,
qui ex Patre, Filioque procedit.
Qui cum Patre, et Filio
simul adoratur et conglorificatur:
qui locutus est per prohetas.
Et unam, sanctam, catholicam, et apostolicam Ecclesiam.
Confiteor unum baptisma in remissionem peccatorum
et expecto resurrectionem mortuorum
et vitam venturi saeculi. Amen.

 

[BackAgain]

And I will not see you any more.

Oh nooooooooooooo!

 

[Zebra]

BackAgain I will never ever see back again.
Better that way.
Trying to destroy a thread that has just started is most mean and unfair.
Cowardly!

 

[DudleySmith]

I go by agnostic now; the term 'atheist' has been ruined due its adoption by deranged pagan sociopaths and no longer respectable or descriptive. Xian bashing is for ignorant idiots and sociopaths, largely completely illiterate on the theology. See Richard Dawkins and most commie faggots for real life examples.

 

[BackAgain]

BackAgain I will never ever see back again.
Better that way.
Trying to destroy a thread that has just started is most mean and unfair.
Cowardly!

Lighten up, Francis.

And all polls are supposed to include “pineapple.”

It’s a long standing unwritten Board rule.

Now go have yourself a little cry. Adios.

 

[Zebra]

• Islamic​

• Buddhist​

• Hindu​

• ​

• none so far ....​

 

[nomadic5]

I say it in Latin:

Credo in Unum Deum ....
... et Unam Sanctam Catholicam et Apostolicam Ecclesiam

I believe in One God
and One Catholic and Apostolic Church

I know some Latin

 

[nomadic5]

Lighten up, Francis.

And all polls are supposed to include “pineapple.”

It’s a long standing unwritten Board rule.

Now go have yourself a little cry. Adios.

why do you have to insult the poster

calling him Francis

sigh.....

 

[nomadic5]

BackAgain I will never ever see back again.
Better that way.
Trying to destroy a thread that has just started is most mean and unfair.
Cowardly!

yeh, kind of disappointing but.. there's something about Catholicism that brings out the beast in folks..