I don't know who came to see you, but with me it was Jehovah's witnesses. These witnesses had a kind of gloomy, pessimistic approach, kind of doomsday. I enthusiastically responded with joyful, optimistic assurances which caught the attention of the younger of two. The older one noticed, and hustled them away. Someone told me later they heard my address was marked off their list. The same thing happened in the next town we moved to--but I never heard if we were removed from that list, too. No one has ever returned.
The difference between our two accounts is that these people never ran off screaming about Satan. The older one thanked me politely, and hustled off with the younger one. I was sorry I made such a bad impression. (Since you also have a bad impression of me, I'm sure you can understand.

And no, I did not re-read Post 71. When I read it the first time, I reminded myself my love analogies doesn't work for many. Analogies have this horrible habit of failing at some point, but I love using them anyway. I truly am sorry they annoyed you. )