Do I understand that Hollie is whining that the Bible, a book intended to provide a guide to living a Christian life to billions of very diverse people down through the history of the world, isn't written with the simplicity of a kindergartner's reading primer?
The Bible is the greatest work of literature ever to be written. Like all great literature, it is dense; it has layers; it has texture. Much of it actually is quite simple on the face of it, but all of it is intended to serve multiple duties, to provide a different enlightenment and guidance depending on who you are and what's happening in your life at the moment.