6 students at a California elementary school were taken to the hospital after eating cannabis-laced Cheetos

[basquebromance]

leave my Cheetos alone, leave my burgers alone, leave my Pepsi alone, leave my taxes alone, leave my guns alone, leave my cigar alone, LEAVE ME ALONE!

MSN

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

Why would you sully Cheetos with cannabis?
All that monosodium glutemate goodness wasted!!
I thought they baked brownies and cookies with pot in them?

 

[toobfreak]

Why would you sully Cheetos with cannabis?

And here I thought heavy drug usage might go a long way of explaining your birth? It certainly explains your upbringing.

 

[toobfreak]

6 students at a California elementary school were taken to the hospital after eating cannabis-laced Cheetos​

Must be that new "Herb-Flavoring" Cheetos is advertising in their green "get-back-to-Mother-Earth" marketing strategy.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

Unfortunate. I remember how scared I got when my dog accidentally got a good bite of my husband's medical munchies. She flipped the fuck out and I thought she was having a stroke or something, and then she was okay and I realized what had happened. Terrifying!

 

[RoshawnMarkwees]

Hopefully the parents will kill the people responsible. I would. For sure.

 

[scruffy]

Hopefully the parents will kill the people responsible. I would. For sure.

Yeah. Do we know how the Cheetos got there?

 

[whitehall]

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"Enchanted Elementary School"? You gotta be kidding.

 

[DigitalDrifter]

When you legalize it everywhere, don't be surprised when it shows up everywhere.

 

[EvilCat Breath]

A bride and her caterer are facing trial for poisoning wedding guests with Marijuana.

 

[scruffy]

A bride and her caterer are facing trial for poisoning wedding guests with Marijuana.

As it should be.

NEVER give anyone drugs. You have no idea how things will affect them.

 

[scruffy]

When you legalize it everywhere, don't be surprised when it shows up everywhere.

Yes. If I had to guess, I'd guess some kid picked up a packet of medicated Cheetos from their parents' dresser. "Oh look, a snack".

I could speak volumes on this. I smoke weed practically every day (I'm in the music biz, I wouldn't be working if I didn't).

But my kids have NEVER seen me smoke. Not once. And I'm not high around them. Ever.

One time, my 9 year old got busted in school with another kid, and it turned out the other kid stole the weed from his parents' dresser. Seems bad parenting is very common.

I don't mind if my kid smokes weed. LATER, when she's no longer a minor. Till then, I'm responsible for anything that happens with her.

 

[Borillar]

Brilliant capitalism at work. You get high, get the munchies, grab some cannabis cheetos, get high again, get munchies again, grab more cheetos...
Self perpetuating cycle.

 

[marvin martian]

leave my Cheetos alone, leave my burgers alone, leave my Pepsi alone, leave my taxes alone, leave my guns alone, leave my cigar alone, LEAVE ME ALONE!

MSN

Kids in blue states need to learn how to handle their highs. The parents probably made them eat the tainted food.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

As it should be.

NEVER give anyone drugs. You have no idea how things will affect them.

There are people who simply do not get that there are people who don't want their drugs. I went with an acquaintance to her friend's home, where I could smell the smell of growing weed. I was offered a cup of coffee and a brownie and it didn't occur to me that the bite of brownie in my mouth was medicated until I'd begun to chew it. When I spat it out and asked if it was medicated, they looked at me as if I'd said a dirty word! I can't imagine inviting someone I didn't know into my home and just assuming that they wanted to do drugs! I was pretty insulted.

 

[RoshawnMarkwees]

There are people who simply do not get that there are people who don't want their drugs. I went with an acquaintance to her friend's home, where I could smell the smell of growing weed. I was offered a cup of coffee and a brownie and it didn't occur to me that the bite of brownie in my mouth was medicated until I'd begun to chew it. When I spat it out and asked if it was medicated, they looked at me as if I'd said a dirty word! I can't imagine inviting someone I didn't know into my home and just assuming that they wanted to do drugs! I was pretty insulted.

I’d kill them and then press charges against their corpses.

 

[Bootney Lee Farnsworth]

Why would you sully Cheetos with cannabis?
All that monosodium glutemate goodness wasted!!
I thought they baked brownies and cookies with pot in them?

The very second cannabis is legal in Texas, I have the PERFECT Keto Brownie recipe. The "special ingredient" I learned from Steven Hyde.