Worst pick-up line

[Said1]

Best I can do on short notice

Wow, you're pretty hot! (no I'm not gay!!)

 

[Bonnie]

Wow, you're pretty hot! (no I'm not gay!!)

Thank you for the compliment! It's an okay pic, I was looking for on with my cats, but I can't find it right now.

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

Wow, you're pretty hot! (no I'm not gay!!)

Ya you're pretty hot.
I AM a lesbian!!!!(ya know, if that matters)

 

[Bonnie]

Ya you're pretty hot.
I AM a lesbian!!!!(ya know, if that matters)

Now now, what would your wife say??? Behave JB

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

Now now, what would your wife say??? Behave JB

Hell I'll talk her into it.

 

[Sandy73]

Ummm, speaking of sucking up you better behave yourself or
and it will be my pleasure!

I got your pleasure for ya !

 

[Said1]

now that's a good line right there Joker! I personally always felt that I was a lesbian trapped in a mans body myself!

In that case, might I suggest grabbing some batteries and heading up to the masturbation thread bbbbbzzzzzzzzzzz.

 

[Shattered]

Here's me.. (no darts and/or rotten fruit, please)

 

[Said1]

Here's me.. (no darts and/or rotten fruit, please)

It's official, USMB has the best looking coolest chicks around. Anyone brave enough to argue??

 

[Said1]

damn, can't find that thread either, thought it would make for some good reading!

Just PM Dillo, he'll give you a recap.

 

[Bonnie]

How did my thread turn into this?? One track mind with you folks...........LOL

 

[Jackass]

Fuck me if I am wrong..but isnt your name Beatrice?

 

[dmp]

Good Lord - Bonnie...

The only Bonnie I've known in my life is my Aunt Bonnie from KY - Don't get me wrong, I love her and all..but she looks like a female version of my Dad. You...quite attractive...

What's with ppl posting these TINY-ASS pictures (No actual ass-pictures, please (or again, for YOU jim))?

 

[dmp]

Ok, ok, so I'm not the hottest guy you ever saw!

Uh?? Brother- don't sell yourself short! You clean up REAL NICE!

 

[Shattered]

Ok, I'll bite..

Gigantic. Better?

 

[dmp]

Ok, I'll bite..

Gigantic. Better?

So 'sorta' look like that woman who was on SNL a few years ago...I can't remember her name.



here's yours truly, holding a minature version of my head...

Lots of pics..a day in the life of...

(pics of my work place aren't current; same building, different office:
http://www.usmessageboard.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4481)

 

[Jackass]

Ya know...if I had the patience...I would have to edit your pic to say ASS Pirate...LOL

 

[dmp]

Ya know...if I had the patience...I would have to edit your pic to say ASS Pirate...LOL

That just cost you some rep...

:



Submitting online pics generally is a license to have at it.

lol... Actually - in real life that shirt had something else there; the guy who put my head in my hand changed whatever logo was there, to 'pirate' as in 'butt pirate'.

 

[Jackass]

That just cost you some rep...

:



Submitting online pics generally is a license to have at it.

lol... Actually - in real life that shirt had something else there; the guy who put my head in my hand changed whatever logo was there, to 'pirate' as in 'butt pirate'.

 

[Bonnie]

That just cost you some rep...

:



Submitting online pics generally is a license to have at it.

lol... Actually - in real life that shirt had something else there; the guy who put my head in my hand changed whatever logo was there, to 'pirate' as in 'butt pirate'.

Wow D you are so much better looking than those Avatars you use! God all this time Im picturing.........lets just say something else. A picture really is worth a thousand words.