Worst pick-up line

[JOKER96BRAVO]

ME.............nervous...............
PPPPFFFFTTTTTTTTTT :funnyface

 

[Said1]

ME.............nervous...............
PPPPFFFFTTTTTTTTTT

Ya right, your avatar is sweating.

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

Ya right, your avatar is sweating.

Wha choo talkin bout Willis???

 

[Said1]

Wha choo talkin bout Willis???

I don't know, wha yu talken bout foo?

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

Sooooo hey uhhh , your avatar is sexy!
Just kidding!!!

 

[Said1]

Sooooo hey uhhh , your avatar is sexy!
Just kidding!!!

That's not my avatar, that's me.

 

[jimnyc]

LMAO!!! Prove that was you. Post a pic.

Ok, ok, so I'm not the hottest guy you ever saw!

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

That's not my avatar, that's me.

You and Bonnie are BOTH comic book characters????
WOW, Me too!!!

 

[dmp]

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I think I can see myself in your pants"

"Those pants would look VERY good wadded up on my bedroom floor"

"You look almost stupid enough to fuck me."

" You must be Jamaican, cause baby Jamaican me crazy."

 

[Said1]

You and Bonnie are BOTH comic book characters????
WOW, Me too!!!

Did you think you were the only one? There are many more out there like us.

 

[Sandy73]

I have been told...

Wanna fuck ?

Of course my response was : No

His response : Well ya wanna lay down while I fuck ?

 

[Sandy73]

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I think I can see myself in your pants"



I have gotten this one but I was DO you wash you pants in windex cause I can see my self all up in them...

I personally liked it...

He didn't when I just laughed in his face hysterically :funnyface

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I think I can see myself in your pants"

"Those pants would look VERY good wadded up on my bedroom floor"

"You look almost stupid enough to fuck me."

" You must be Jamaican, cause baby Jamaican me crazy."

:rotflmao:
Is there a keg in your pants, cause I sure would like to tap that ass.

How about pizza and a fuck, ....no.. ok we can skip the pizza!!!

Got any Irish in ya.....you want some.

 

[Said1]

I have been told...

Wanna fuck ?

Of course my response was : No

His response : Well ya wanna lay down while I fuck ?

That reminds me of this idiot I met a bar with my ex. He asked something similar to above, and when I declined saying I was married he said "I can fix that if you want". I asked him what he meant, and he said he could have my husband "taken care of". I nearly fell on the floor I was laughing so hard, my ex was twice his size!

 

[Sandy73]

:rotflmao:
Is there a keg in your pants, cause I sure would like to tap that ass.

:teeth:

 

[Shattered]

Ok, ok, so I'm not the hottest guy you ever saw!

Definitely not the worst lookin, either.

 

[Said1]

He didn't when I just laughed in his face hysterically :funnyface

What else are you gonna do when you hear something cheesy like that?

Another one: This guy comes up to the table I was sitting at with four other girls and says "do you girls want to come back to my place and drink a 6 pack?" At least he was polite.

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

Hey Jim...Is there a keg in your pants???

 

[Bonnie]

Ok, ok, so I'm not the hottest guy you ever saw!

Finally a face to the name. Jim you could give many guys a good run in the hot dept...........Guess it runs in the family

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

What else are you gonna do when you hear something cheesy like that?

Another one: This guy comes up to the table I was sitting at with four other girls and says "do you girls want to come back to my place and drink a 6 pack?" At least he was polite.

HEY I caught that....IT said Joker not this guy.
(I did no such thing, wait what's your name)