Women Defined

[Lumpy 1]

I just thought this was an interesting web site (Midlife Bachelor.com) and article for both the Guys and the Gals on the USMB board, the link is provided for definitions of each of the 14 types the author identifies.

Let me just add that, I see how certain Gals on USMB fit the definitions perfectly, at least my perceptions of them..

1) Party girl
2) High maintenance
3) Psycho
4) Dullard
5) Housecat
6) Housewife
7) Caterer
8) Stalker
9) Nymphomaniac
10) Jealous
11) Showgirl (attention whore)
12) Religious
13) The Boss
14) Jackpot

The 14 Types of Women

 

[Lumpy 1]

 

[Sherry]

 

[Lumpy 1]

Why the doubt...

 

[goldcatt]

Oh Lumpy, you really do ask for it.

 

[Lumpy 1]

Oh Lumpy, you really do ask for it.

What..? Have you gone to the site and clicked, Jackpot, that's my perception..

 

[goldcatt]

Oh Lumpy, you really do ask for it.

What..? Have you gone to the site and clicked, Jackpot, that's my perception..

 

[Luissa]

I would start by trying not to define women!

 

[Modbert]

I would start by trying not to define women!

I'll try to think about that deeply while you're in the kitchen making me a sammich.

 

[Luissa]

I just thought this was an interesting web site (Midlife Bachelor.com) and article for both the Guys and the Gals on the USMB board, the link is provided for definitions of each of the 14 types the author identifies.

Let me just add that, I see how certain Gals on USMB fit the definitions perfectly, at least my perceptions of them..

1) Party girl
2) High maintenance
3) Psycho
4) Dullard
5) Housecat
6) Housewife
7) Caterer
8) Stalker
9) Nymphomaniac
10) Jealous
11) Showgirl (attention whore)
12) Religious
13) The Boss
14) Jackpot

The 14 Types of Women

A good sign that it might be complete bullshit, is when the web site is called midlife bachelor.com.

 

[Luissa]

I would start by trying not to define women!

I'll try to think about that deeply while you're in the kitchen making me a sammich.

You better back the fuck up Hannibal!

 

[Modbert]

A good sign that it might be complete bullshit, is when the web site is called midlife bachelor.com.

Look at the "fundamental rights" to the right of the page.

 

[Paulie]

I would start by trying not to define women!

Woman wuh-man

-noun

1. the opposite of a man

2. having, or relating to the quality of having, the ability to please a man's every desire

3. perfectly capable of fixing supper on demand, and so should be doing that now and also thanking men for the right to vote

4.

 

[Modbert]

You better back the fuck up Hannibal!

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SU4a4znnjAE]YouTube - Gimme some sugar, baby[/ame]

 

[Sherry]

Why the doubt...

You will be sorely disappointed if you even think about trying to label and put this woman in a nice little box.

 

[Colin]

Lol! Seems there are some women who don't like it up 'em, so to speak!

 

[goldcatt]

See what you started, Lumpy?

Women can't be defined with little one word labels. By definition.

Not even "Jackpot".

 

[Lumpy 1]

I would start by trying not to define women!

Well...... ya know ... you could just go shopping .. mix and match the ones you like.

Far be it from me to define rare delicacies....

 

[Sherry]

Damnit Lump, you're making me Google shit and it's just pissing me off more.

Different personality types to attract, date, and seduce women. What women want in a man.

 

[Lumpy 1]

Damnit Lump, you're making me Google shit and it's just pissing me off more.

Different personality types to attract, date, and seduce women. What women want in a man.

Why Darling.. don't shoot the messenger, I'm innocent.. I tell ya.. innocent..

(well mostly)